Like you I’m still somehow Douthat free 🤞🏽….but everything from Qanon to this I’ve also eventually had to break down and learn about, and it’s depressing

birds with impractical toupees, what a glorious world

it's so funny and also unfortunately relatable if you have long bangs

a giant waterproof flag with Jesus, loaves, and fishes on it, which they pinned to the inside edge of the window so it billowed both out and in while you showered. for the next few weeks, I showered with a giant Jesus flag protecting my modesty from a seemingly interminable ditch-digging project

the next morning, I woke to find nine men digging a ditch in the selfsame alley, all with a clear view into the shower. I was running late for my first interview, so I ran to the office to try and ask for an emergency drape for the window. we had some language barriers but they found a solution:

I thought you signed that release form for stock plum eater!

William Carlos Groundhog