They should have let the Wachowskis do a star wars

That moment of clarity when your partner leans in and whispers "do the yoda voice"

We've all been there

Lol, you see the netflix doc with the white lady who ends up shooting and murdering her neighbor? The Perfect Neighbor? They get her in that interrogation room and start asking her about percieved lengths of time vs actual time?

I wish i had that cued up to splice into this.

Flashbacks to high school sleep deprivation mornings, head falling off your hand, jerking awake. Repeat

Isnt this the dream, just the most executive level of senioritis ever?

He's got like 5 study halls and open lunch, what, we arent gonna let him graduate? We cant wait. Tell him hes valedictorian

Theyll lose on both. Miranda rights havent meant much for a long time thanks to the court swiss cheesing them. Theyd have sadly rejected them outright if they were not so pop culturally expected.

The bag claim is going to be exigented and SITA'd to death

He's fighting for stalemates

Yeah, you think the real killers still out there

Factoid, an unused IBCK pod title they kicked around was "Two mimes talking"

They would rate the books by a carb related metric

Mike would say "I give it 4 Baguettes"

Then peter would make yet another reference to jacking off (lost count in sapiens 🧐) but, in french

"mec qui se branle"

When flood the zone with shit is taken to its logical, most literal, conclusion, the president is livestreamed 24/7 so you simultaneously never know what he is actually doing but you, of course, know fully what he was doing every damn second, whaddya mean, i was watching him emote the whole time

"Rhubarb-and-custard verses" 💥

"What part of your body was in the loud donut"

Yeah, i thought if this is a long con phishing expedition, it was at least done with panache