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The funny part is watching them realize it's not what they want. Everyone in town is raging about the abundance of flock cameras and being surveilled all the time. But what did you think the outcome of endless funding would be?
They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Day 1 gazillion of asking the dysautonomia community to stop one-upping medical symptoms/needs when someone else is talking about their own struggles and needs
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
2016 was the worst year of my life, personally, but it was also objectively a terrible year and I'm tired of people pretending that it was the Good Times
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.

(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)

youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
You know, when I come and go at 3 am, I simply don't beep my horn 6 times locking the car and have loud conversations. But I guess I'm not all of my neighbors
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Damn no one mentioned tATu was back together?
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
The hardest part of making taco meat is not eating it all straight from the pan with a spoon
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 AM
No matter how bad the Boomer/GenX/Millennial/GenZ tensions are, nothing is going to compare with the Gen Alpha v. Gen Beta rivalry and I feel so bad for the next generation
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
As much as I too love joking about wishing we lived in precedented times, we can't ignore that current events are very much precedented, even if they're undesirable. Ignoring history's teachings is a massive mistake if we have any chance of rewriting future outcomes
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 AM
If your pets also need meds for firework anxiety, a reminder that pre-medicatibg tonight (with vet guidance) may help make tomorrow's meds more effective
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
UPS just dropped off my meds and it's taking me longer to write this than the time it too him to pull up, run up and down 2 flights of stairs, and pull off again. And he even set the box down gently. Thank you for your service today, my guy 🫡😭
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I feel sick, every other kid I knew growing up went to this camp
“In that same court document, it is revealed that Epstein took the then 14-year-old to Mar-a-Lago in 1994, where she was introduced to Donald Trump. According to the files, Epstein elbowed Trump playfully asking him, "This is a good one, right?" with Trump smiling and nodding in agreement.”
Met in Michigan: New Epstein files reveal where he met his first victim
The first known victim of Jeffrey Epstein was a 13-year-old girl in Michigan in the 1990s, according to files recently released by the Department of Justice.
www.fox2detroit.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
it's the time of year when people start asking why are so many people sick when no one is masking, no one is staying home when sick, no one is getting their boosters, everyone is attending inside events with poor ventilation, and everyone is traveling
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn
U.S. plans to stop recommending most childhood vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
wapo.st
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When apparently your post is relatable: ohno
If my car could do 6 months without a problem, I'd REALLY APPRECIATE IT
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If my car could do 6 months without a problem, I'd REALLY APPRECIATE IT
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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remember not to use the rebooted Vine app (diVine). it's made by a guy who's a huge AI fan and Melon Husk's friend and the reason diVine will not allow AI generated content is because they want to use all of the real human made videos to train their AI models
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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ICE snatched a human rights hero.

Guan Heng risked his life to capture video of Uyghur concentration camps. After escaping to the U.S., Guan was in hiding for years, not knowing his work had been crucial to substantiating China's mass detention practices.

On Monday, he has an asylum hearing in NY.
Our ex-BuzzFeed team has provided a testimonial to the immigration court about the value of Guan's work and his incredible bravery. I hope that this man - who I am in absolute awe of - is granted the asylum he needs and deserves. You can read more here: hrichina.substack.com/p/man-who-fi...
Man who filmed Uyghur concentration camps now fights for his own freedom in the United States
In 2020, Guan Heng embarked on a risky mission to prove the existence of concentration camp facilities used to imprison Uyghurs. Now, he faces the threat of deportation back to China, where he would f...
hrichina.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The PNW is the only place I know that can have massive flooding and everyone is on Instagram like "damn, this is kinda beautiful"
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
One of the signs that our economy was becoming irredeemable to me was when I started getting nervous to write positive reviews, because the things that made an experience exceptionally good was probably against corporate policy.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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👯‍♀️anxiety sisters👯‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy Giving Tuesday. Enjoy getting bombarded with emails from the schools who bankrupted you begging you for more money even though they're sitting on billions in endowment
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thank you to my beloved streamers for helping me reach my only real new years resolution that fortnite was not in my top 3. We smashed it 😌but for real, I tried to reduce my overall watch hours this year and you all made it incredibly hard with such good times in our little corner of the internet 🥰💜
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM