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anhedonic.bsky.social
Teenage FBI
@anhedonic.bsky.social
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Snobby gen-Xer near NYC. Music person, food, dogs, comedy, nyc, nj. He/him.
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The cover for Keith Jarrett-Gary Peacock-Jack DeJohnette's "Changes", which has motorcycles in the foreground, some cars + trucks on a city street, and a half-demolished apartment building in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Soul Glo's music is bald as fuck.
The band Soul Glo plays to an audience of middle aged guys who mostly happen to be bald. Getting old sucks.
September 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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It turns out you can just completely randomize both parts of the "_____ hears _____" viral video equation.
Youtube screenshot, for a video entitled "Mastodon Drummer Hears Weather Report For The First Time"
September 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Weird notice at a local post office. What is the point of saying that the cameras "are not monitored"?
June 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I have seen the potato.
Promotional flatbed truck with giant potato is parked in Old Tappan, NJ. Sign says "Is it real?"
May 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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GBV in 2017, at "Pitchfork Octfest" in Brooklyn.
The band Guided by Voices is visible above the heads of a concert audience. The lighting on the audience is very red and hazy but Bob Pollard, Tobin et al are clear in the background.
November 11, 2024 at 12:37 AM
anhedonic.bsky.social
Took the elevator to the mezzanine tonight.
A somewhat blurry photo of the band Soul Coughing in Brooklyn 10/3/24. Mike Doughty is singing and playing guitar.
October 5, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
A sunset at the Fish River Lodge in Eagle Lake, ME. A dog is in the water, looking at fish.
August 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
anhedonic.bsky.social
Google maps shenanigans. "Historical landmark" in Waldwick, NJ
Google maps landmark pin claims that "niagra falls canada" is in northern new jersey. Street view shows it is a modest one-family house.
July 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Franka Potente, in a frame from the movie Run Lola Run. Profile shot of her running.
June 8, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Just got pinged by a service that apparently pays for phony restaurant ratings. Coincidentally I just three-starred a halal joint that had lots of sus fives. (Seriously, if that's "the best halal you've ever had in your life" I feel bad for you, anonymous reviewer.)
May 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Using an image, show a movie you are sure you've watched more than 10 times
Kurt Cobain at the beginning of Nirvana Live at Reading, wearing a wig and hospital gown.
May 14, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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May 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Franz Liszt Fantasising at the Piano (1840) by Josef Danhauser. Liszt is rocking out at the keyboard while other notable figures lounge in a state of reverie. A bust of Beethoven looks in through the window.
February 19, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Four favorite albums that came out when I was 20. It's not hard to pick four good ones but honestly I was relatively out of it for new releases in college. Dirty and the Kronos Quartet are two that I definitely bought that year, the other 2 are from my record store days a few years later.
Album cover for Robert Ashley's "Improvement" Cover art for Kronos Quartet, Pieces of Africa Cover art for The Magnetic Fields, The Wayward Bus Cover art for Sonic Youth, Dirty
February 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Search drinks in your camera roll, too easy.
January 23, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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What about making doofy emo indie films that everybody hates?
Poster for the movie Garden State [2004]
January 3, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Birthday present for the missus. 🎧
October 22, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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Saw our dog in a short film by Josh and Jason Sondock last night. (After the Dog 📽 at Canal St. Film Fest) It's impossible to be objective about it but I thought he looked great up there.
A picture taken from the audience at a film. A westie dog is on screen.
October 20, 2023 at 1:15 PM
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Fucked it up. But, this:
The cover image for Soul Coughing, Ruby Vroom [1994]. A blond woman in a spacesuit looks apprehensively at some sort of weed sprite.
September 29, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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Westies are a lot of fun. This is Berkeley.
Westie dog jumping a long jump in an agility competition.
September 13, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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First birthday party
August 24, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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4 albums that defined your last year of high school
#GenX #MusicChallenge 🎧
Pixies, Doolittle [1989] John Zorn, Spy vs. Spy [1989] Kronos Quartet, Schulthorpe / Sallinen / Glass / Nancarrow / Hendrix [1986] The Pogues, If I Should Fall From Grace With God [1988]
August 20, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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Screenshot of a music app playing Spiritualized "No God Only Religion"
July 31, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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Behold the Miracle Stick, which fell off our tree and planted itself.
3 foot dead tree branch sticking up out of the ground.
July 19, 2023 at 5:42 PM