Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
You think of the future, and secretly you piddle your pants. The puddle of piddle, that used to be little, is rising around you. You like it.
Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs.
Slave to twitching? - best fuck off.
"The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs.
Slave to twitching? - best fuck off.
"The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
Pinned
Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
· Nov 22
4 years on...
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
Jeeeezus, guy brags on a tee-shirt he got 500+ on his list but can't tell an escaped aviary bird in a car park in middle of winter from it's genuine migrant cousin..........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Jeeeezus, guy brags on a tee-shirt he got 500+ on his list but can't tell an escaped aviary bird in a car park in middle of winter from it's genuine migrant cousin..........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
Thank God it's Christmas, I love it just for panto season.
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Thank God it's Christmas, I love it just for panto season.
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
Still a pile o useless cvnts trying to justify this online, jeeezus fuck, retards.
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
JP spot on here.
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Still a pile o useless cvnts trying to justify this online, jeeezus fuck, retards.
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
JP spot on here.
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
JP spot on here.
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Every cvnt and their wife going to see that Scops Owl, firing spotlights at it thinking no harm done.
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every cvnt and their wife going to see that Scops Owl, firing spotlights at it thinking no harm done.
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
On the back of Trump's "Peace Prize", FIFA have opened nominations for their Lifetime Contribution to Peace and Humanity award for the World Cup opening game. They are -
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
On the back of Trump's "Peace Prize", FIFA have opened nominations for their Lifetime Contribution to Peace and Humanity award for the World Cup opening game. They are -
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
Saturday mid morning now, anyone know if the World Cup draw is done yet?...........
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Saturday mid morning now, anyone know if the World Cup draw is done yet?...........
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sack every single cvnt at FIFA that's behind the planning of this fucking shitshow...........
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sack every single cvnt at FIFA that's behind the planning of this fucking shitshow...........
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
After seeing Lauryn Hill on stage there, can't fucking wait for the half time show in the World Cup Final next year eh?
If this was a show put on live in yer local pub, ye'd fuckin leave.
FIFA get tae fuck ffs............
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
If this was a show put on live in yer local pub, ye'd fuckin leave.
FIFA get tae fuck ffs............
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
After seeing Lauryn Hill on stage there, can't fucking wait for the half time show in the World Cup Final next year eh?
If this was a show put on live in yer local pub, ye'd fuckin leave.
FIFA get tae fuck ffs............
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
If this was a show put on live in yer local pub, ye'd fuckin leave.
FIFA get tae fuck ffs............
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
Holy absolute fuck. Just tuned in thinking I was gonna be watching a World Cup draw, but it was actually just FIFA sucking off Trump and giving him a peace prize? Embarrassing.
Is like saying Hitler wasnae that bad a lad. Get me the fuck off this planet.
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
Is like saying Hitler wasnae that bad a lad. Get me the fuck off this planet.
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Holy absolute fuck. Just tuned in thinking I was gonna be watching a World Cup draw, but it was actually just FIFA sucking off Trump and giving him a peace prize? Embarrassing.
Is like saying Hitler wasnae that bad a lad. Get me the fuck off this planet.
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
Is like saying Hitler wasnae that bad a lad. Get me the fuck off this planet.
#FIFA #WorldCup2025
Just getting me usual tweet ready for a Joe Root ton, keywords.......
Root
Scarborough
Maiden 1st class
Family
Beach
Arseholes...........
#Ashes25
Root
Scarborough
Maiden 1st class
Family
Beach
Arseholes...........
#Ashes25
Crawley and Root put on the longest partnership of the series so far to make it a solid start for England after pink-ball king Starc’s two early strikes
Ball-by-ball: bit.ly/Ashes25-Test2
Ball-by-ball: bit.ly/Ashes25-Test2
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Just getting me usual tweet ready for a Joe Root ton, keywords.......
Root
Scarborough
Maiden 1st class
Family
Beach
Arseholes...........
#Ashes25
Root
Scarborough
Maiden 1st class
Family
Beach
Arseholes...........
#Ashes25
Dropping the wee lad off in Dundee yday morning, bonus flock 8 Waxwing as we went round a circle (roundabout to non-Dundonians) - pic from the boy's phone from moving car as we went round slowly a second time as no time to stop😂
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre...........😉
#BirdingScotland
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre...........😉
#BirdingScotland
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dropping the wee lad off in Dundee yday morning, bonus flock 8 Waxwing as we went round a circle (roundabout to non-Dundonians) - pic from the boy's phone from moving car as we went round slowly a second time as no time to stop😂
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre...........😉
#BirdingScotland
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre...........😉
#BirdingScotland
Mystery bird call Eastern Scotland yday, no tricks. Ignore the corvid chatter, what's the higher pitched cheep in the foreground?.......
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Mystery bird call Eastern Scotland yday, no tricks. Ignore the corvid chatter, what's the higher pitched cheep in the foreground?.......
Well that's November been and gone then with barely a fucking whimper, worra load of cvnty old bollocks down the patch, again.........
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Well that's November been and gone then with barely a fucking whimper, worra load of cvnty old bollocks down the patch, again.........
VOLUME UP TO ELEVEN!!!!
Although I was at the game, we missed this in the flesh (and the McTominay goal, ffs) due to traffic.
Goosebumps man. Am welling up.
Happy St Andrews Day to all Scottishers wherever you find yourself around the globe today.
Wha's like us?.........
x.com/MisssLing/st...
Although I was at the game, we missed this in the flesh (and the McTominay goal, ffs) due to traffic.
Goosebumps man. Am welling up.
Happy St Andrews Day to all Scottishers wherever you find yourself around the globe today.
Wha's like us?.........
x.com/MisssLing/st...
MissRoligan 🇩🇰 on X: "Flower of Scotland Hampden Park 18.11.25. From the Danish section, recorded by me. Goosebumps 🥹. https://t.co/I8Oa2b7zsj" / X
Flower of Scotland Hampden Park 18.11.25. From the Danish section, recorded by me. Goosebumps 🥹. https://t.co/I8Oa2b7zsj
x.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
VOLUME UP TO ELEVEN!!!!
Although I was at the game, we missed this in the flesh (and the McTominay goal, ffs) due to traffic.
Goosebumps man. Am welling up.
Happy St Andrews Day to all Scottishers wherever you find yourself around the globe today.
Wha's like us?.........
x.com/MisssLing/st...
Although I was at the game, we missed this in the flesh (and the McTominay goal, ffs) due to traffic.
Goosebumps man. Am welling up.
Happy St Andrews Day to all Scottishers wherever you find yourself around the globe today.
Wha's like us?.........
x.com/MisssLing/st...
They say lightning doesn't strike twice, but OTD in 2022 the ad Bonaparte's on the left below there turned up just a little over a year after the previous one, right, down the patch. Could do with something different sometime soon, but still happy to take another of these 😉..........
#patchbirding
#patchbirding
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They say lightning doesn't strike twice, but OTD in 2022 the ad Bonaparte's on the left below there turned up just a little over a year after the previous one, right, down the patch. Could do with something different sometime soon, but still happy to take another of these 😉..........
#patchbirding
#patchbirding
Black Red Friday...........
Old pic mind, been a while since one down the patch.......
#patchbirding #UKbirding
Old pic mind, been a while since one down the patch.......
#patchbirding #UKbirding
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Black Red Friday...........
Old pic mind, been a while since one down the patch.......
#patchbirding #UKbirding
Old pic mind, been a while since one down the patch.......
#patchbirding #UKbirding
Was sent this earlier.
Jeeeezus, is bad enough twitchers need told "park sensibly", "respect residents privacy" etc, but to have to be actively told not to be rude to specifichouseholders is a new one on me.
Fuck twitching, worra set o cvnts, sorry, I mean great set o lads.......
#UKbirding
Jeeeezus, is bad enough twitchers need told "park sensibly", "respect residents privacy" etc, but to have to be actively told not to be rude to specifichouseholders is a new one on me.
Fuck twitching, worra set o cvnts, sorry, I mean great set o lads.......
#UKbirding
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Was sent this earlier.
Jeeeezus, is bad enough twitchers need told "park sensibly", "respect residents privacy" etc, but to have to be actively told not to be rude to specifichouseholders is a new one on me.
Fuck twitching, worra set o cvnts, sorry, I mean great set o lads.......
#UKbirding
Jeeeezus, is bad enough twitchers need told "park sensibly", "respect residents privacy" etc, but to have to be actively told not to be rude to specifichouseholders is a new one on me.
Fuck twitching, worra set o cvnts, sorry, I mean great set o lads.......
#UKbirding
No time for birding today, best was me boys below flushing a Woodcock from the field behind house this morn - Cocker Spaniels were originally called Woodcocking or Woodcockers due to their propensity for flushing previously hidden birds.
Thanks for pic of Woodcock to
@SteelySeabirder
👍
Thanks for pic of Woodcock to
@SteelySeabirder
👍
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No time for birding today, best was me boys below flushing a Woodcock from the field behind house this morn - Cocker Spaniels were originally called Woodcocking or Woodcockers due to their propensity for flushing previously hidden birds.
Thanks for pic of Woodcock to
@SteelySeabirder
👍
Thanks for pic of Woodcock to
@SteelySeabirder
👍
Tierney, wi' Schmeichel, and the rest o' the Danes, in the bag..........
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Tierney, wi' Schmeichel, and the rest o' the Danes, in the bag..........
My own view from the terraces of final Scotland goal tonight - yes, that IS me you hear offering coaching advice as to what Kenny McLean should from there 😂😂😂
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My own view from the terraces of final Scotland goal tonight - yes, that IS me you hear offering coaching advice as to what Kenny McLean should from there 😂😂😂
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
Ffs birders, give it a fuckin break wi the pics o that piece of shit Grackle.
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ffs birders, give it a fuckin break wi the pics o that piece of shit Grackle.
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
Still can't get mah head around the number of bellends going the length o the country to see that Grackle, & giving it "such a characterful bird".
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Still can't get mah head around the number of bellends going the length o the country to see that Grackle, & giving it "such a characterful bird".
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......