Jack Cousteau ⚓️
@angrywaterman.bsky.social
Working-class writer, salty rescue swimmer, complexity wrangler, ex-journalist, #climate refugee in the Pacific Northwest. Let’s go deeper.
Would be paradise to write only about oceans and whales here. Tired of the madness.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Would be paradise to write only about oceans and whales here. Tired of the madness.
Republicans have taken a Sharpie to my 2025 plans.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Republicans have taken a Sharpie to my 2025 plans.
street signs: stay focused
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
street signs: stay focused
lost in translation: just don’t
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
lost in translation: just don’t
Photographers have a whole thing with 18% gray
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Photographers have a whole thing with 18% gray
whoever named these paint colors definitely also worked in a strip club
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
whoever named these paint colors definitely also worked in a strip club
not enough, i want all the
colors
colors
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
not enough, i want all the
colors
colors
And that’s all I have to say about that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
And that’s all I have to say about that.
One day, Jack lost a pretty Deadhead girl who drove a yellow Beetle. Just had to bring up Hitler. She refused to believe it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
One day, Jack lost a pretty Deadhead girl who drove a yellow Beetle. Just had to bring up Hitler. She refused to believe it.
never heard of Dulux…it’s NZ? thanks for the knowledge
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
never heard of Dulux…it’s NZ? thanks for the knowledge
There ought to be a deck of Pantone color chips made solely for the colors in stormy skies. They are not by any means all battleship grey.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There ought to be a deck of Pantone color chips made solely for the colors in stormy skies. They are not by any means all battleship grey.
We’re exhausted.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We’re exhausted.
lost in translation, continued
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
lost in translation, continued
somewhere up there
(formerly ‘tonight in space’)
When Saturn's "appendages" disappeared in 1612, Galileo knew not why. Later, it became understood that Saturn's unusual protrusions were rings and that when the Earth crosses the ring plane, the edge-on rings will appear to disappear. apod.nasa.gov
(formerly ‘tonight in space’)
When Saturn's "appendages" disappeared in 1612, Galileo knew not why. Later, it became understood that Saturn's unusual protrusions were rings and that when the Earth crosses the ring plane, the edge-on rings will appear to disappear. apod.nasa.gov
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
somewhere up there
(formerly ‘tonight in space’)
When Saturn's "appendages" disappeared in 1612, Galileo knew not why. Later, it became understood that Saturn's unusual protrusions were rings and that when the Earth crosses the ring plane, the edge-on rings will appear to disappear. apod.nasa.gov
(formerly ‘tonight in space’)
When Saturn's "appendages" disappeared in 1612, Galileo knew not why. Later, it became understood that Saturn's unusual protrusions were rings and that when the Earth crosses the ring plane, the edge-on rings will appear to disappear. apod.nasa.gov
so Robot Chicken is the projector? showing me all this mondo bizarro. so it took me a min. anyway don’t watch this. constant disturbance.
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
so Robot Chicken is the projector? showing me all this mondo bizarro. so it took me a min. anyway don’t watch this. constant disturbance.
jack never does starbucks, (here was my first, though, a relic of the 90s:)
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
jack never does starbucks, (here was my first, though, a relic of the 90s:)
my local starbucks before 8, always as warm and inviting as the dentists
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
my local starbucks before 8, always as warm and inviting as the dentists
