Salamander Baby MPA
angryparakeet.bsky.social
Salamander Baby MPA
@angryparakeet.bsky.social
I’m here for urbanism, Indianapolis, transit, and fish.
I learned today she was a Hoosier. We do in fact….produce some good folks here in this state. It’s not all terrible! (But man it kinda is terrible living here with disabilities!)
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As an autism haver….i got words for that man.

“Hey jackass you said people like me can’t work….so how did I get this master’s degree while working full time!?”

I hate that man with every cell in my body.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The mixer is full of????
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Well. There goes my will to live for the day.
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t play Tyranids but that box looks so fun to paint. I love the screamer killer and neurolictor’s designs.

Okay I use genestealers in my GSC army. I love those bastards.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Unless it’s deep fried in beef tallow I don’t want it! Too woke for me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My favorite Star Trek race is the Nurglings. (Honestly the Ferengi would probably attempt to capture and sell them.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jesus. Do not tempt me with this shit.

You know what. These WH40K minis aren’t painting themselves.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Go Birds?
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
So white flight but….running in place!?
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Excuse me that’s a war wrench. It’s slain space marines.

I love the GSC’s “fuck it, we ball” approach to war.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I got a bachelors in pol sci and an MPA and I’m looking at a PhD in public policy and with today’s horrors….

I’m good. You know. I’m good. Forever.

Why couldn’t I enjoy something normal like accounting!?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I did not need or want a presidential lemon party. 🤢
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It all either comes out like chalk or like candy to me.

I’m drinking cucumber lime Gatorade and it’s…very unique. Not bad just unexpected.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We need to put some kind of early warning system in place.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Because they are VERY IMPORTANT and their firm is VERY PRESTIGIOUS. YOU WILL RESPECT THEM.

I have had some amazing encounters with attorneys doing Wacky Things and the “I work at X firm look at me” shit doesn’t even register now.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Get @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social to help you. He’s a lawn mowing prodigy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Strong towns also in the wild!
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Man I had an education major for a roommate and that was ROUGH.

You’re giving me flash backs.

My pol sci ass was studying on Friday night while she was drunk in our bathroom by 4pm.

Okay I was lame.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Late to the game GSC wolfquad w/ incinerator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I will always encourage poor financial decisions. Not even sure this is a bad idea.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Absolute alpha male over here.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hey look it’s Ben from Parks and Rec!

Depressed people never make stop motion films!

If you are down for a game of The Cones of Dunshire that would be sweet though.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Always hated Chomsky from the get to. His takes on great ape intelligence were bullshit. Than I learned about the Cambodia stuff and man fuck that guy.

Always had zero respect for him. I’m a day one hater.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Perfection.
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM