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AngryHoss
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Defenestrate the Kakistocracy

Satire is the refuge of the weak minded

Always check sources

42 is the answer


ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴
Pinned
Things Trump can't name

All 50 states and territories
All States on East Coast
All states bordering Pacific
All States on Gulf
All States in Mississippi watershed
All states bordering Mexico
All states bordering Canada
All 10 Bill of Rights
All 9 SCOTUS
ALL past Presidents
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🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Declaration, 2.0

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,
a cartoon character is holding a pen in front of a declaration of independence from july 4th 1776
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a pen in front of a declaration of independence from july 4th 1776
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm not surprised MAGA are dead set against Sharia Law

The Great Sins in Sharia Law are listed as follows:

Shirk (reverence due God directed toward those other than God);

Committing murder (i.e. taking away someone's life);

Taking property of an orphan placed in one's care;
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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To recap: Trump said Zohran isn’t a jihadist and is going to do a good job, even as Zohran still maintained Trump is a fascist.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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At least George W. Bush tried to hide it a little. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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KASH PATEL the FBI director is handled by his israeli spook girlfriend. she is mossad and has ties to zionist prageru. the entire government has been compromised by israel.
July 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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www.foxnews.com/media/total-...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

It's almost like a white man CAN'T go to a mosque, record a guy smearing bacon on a Koran, and set it on fire as he cheers him on without consequence

White men are the most discriminated class in USA
‘Total lawlessness:’ Journalist influencer says he was stalked, later assaulted at chaotic Dearborn protest
Conservative journalist Cam Higby says he was pepper-sprayed and robbed while covering anti-Islam protests in Dearborn, Michigan, and alleges police refused to help.
www.foxnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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www.foxnews.com/politics/blu...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

This SNAP money, that feeds 2,352,941 people for a month could rightfully go towards 15 White House State Dinners

You people need to get your priorities straight.
Blue states blasted for funneling millions in SNAP cash for fast-food meals
Nine states allow SNAP benefits for fast-food through Restaurant Meals Program, with California accounting for over 90% of the millions spent, Sen. Ernst's office reports.
www.foxnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen."

"But he [Manson] knew nothing about it," Trump added. "You don't have to embarrass our guests."
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen."

"But he [Gacy] knew nothing about it," Trump added. "You don't have to embarrass our guests."
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen."

"But he [Adolph] knew nothing about it," Trump added. "You don't have to embarrass our guests."
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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www.foxnews.com/us/anti-isla...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

Activist Jan 6 hero, in a peaceful protest, rubs pork on a Koran and tries to set it on fire

Next, he's going to The Apollo, with a noose, and screaming nigger

Then to Grand Ol Opry to burn a US Flag, and scream he fucked your mom
Anti-Islam protesters, Muslims clash in Dearborn, Michigan, after man attempts to burn Quran
Anti-Islam activists clashed with counter-protesters in Dearborn, Michigan, as police maintained a heavy presence during the heated confrontation.
www.foxnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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www.foxnews.com/media/former...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

Because that happens

Women are always flapping their butterflies all around the rest rooms here at Fox studios, showing off their mud flaps

Men having swordfilghts at the urinals

The floors are an inch deep in piss here
Former MSNBC anchor Joy Reid admits she'd 'freak out' if she saw male genitalia in a women's locker room
Former MSNBC host Joy Reid proposed gender-neutral facilities as a solution after admitting she would "freak out" seeing penis in women's locker room at gym.
www.foxnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Is this a self harm note?
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Quiet, quiet Catherine Piggy, you ignorant slut
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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George III didn't even have the balls to literally call for legislators' deaths
Let's see how many usurpations he commits this time

In Congress, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another,
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Does anyone think it's acceptable to eat mouth open, smacking sounds?

There's this on guy on TikTok who just makes me sick, feeding his kid, but sounding like a dog at his bowl
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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www.foxnews.com/media/pro-li...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

Just because she called and uppity negress a baby killer the urban trash lashed out, VISCIOUSLY beating her mercilessly
Pro-life influencer attacked in NYC files lawsuit after DA Alvin Bragg drops case
Following her viral video assault, conservative activist Savannah Craven Antao sued her attacker after the Manhattan DA dismissed criminal charges.
www.foxnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Do us all a favor in DC

No, not that.

Just, avoid windows in tall buildings

And bunk beds

And fishing boats
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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www.foxnews.com/politics/swa...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

This was never a problem when that DEI hag was running the Coast Guard
www.foxnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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www.foxbusiness.com/economy/trum...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

Good news!

Trump is willing to buy your votes for the GOP and a third term!
Trump's $2K tariff dividends could carry a hefty price tag
Trump's $2,000 tariff dividend plan could cost $600 billion annually, far exceeding current tariff revenues of $300 billion per year, budget watchdog warns.
www.foxbusiness.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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We have a triple crown going
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM