I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

#achievementunlocked went to a strip club, NOT dressed as a stripper - was mistaken for an employee.

Further proof my 30s are much hotter than my 20s? More research is required....

If Bilbo had girl pockets, the Hobbit may have been a different book. #humor #funny #lotrmeme #fantasybooks

In today's episode of "No, I've never been formally diagnosed with ADHD- why do you ask?"

I am cooking multiple things at once. I just put the ranch seasoning packets in the microwave and the butter in the cabinet... And didn't realize until I couldn't find the melted butter I needed 😑

It's tough being a dog in my house. Please note this is one of at least 5 beds specifically for him... and he was made dog friendly chicken nuggies as a treat tonight 😂

*restlessly pacing outside of Rebecca Yarros' publishing office*

I mean... yes I just finished Onyx Storm... what gave it away????

My Marilyn Moment today at Through the Looking Glass Boudoir and Pin up in SC! Can't wait to see the final results!

All right Spotify. Maybe you know me a lil bit 😂