But if they throw a whitey it'll be shakes on a plane.

Drum and bass has that same problem too. 4 bars - drop - 4 bars - drop - 4 bars - pretend drop - real drop - 4 bars. I don't know if it's Spotify per-se, or if it is just that attention span are diminishing. Might even be artists targeting things like Reels or Shorts.

Having worked in IT for eleventy billion years this is entirely plausible to me. Even the bit about the repair guy. Absolutely believable.

As a pedestrian I've seen it loads. I've even been on the receiving end. The profanities I swore at the driver would have made the Royal Navy blush. I once saw a white van man try to splash a woman. He misjudged it, hit the kerb, broke his suspension and didn't get a drop of water on her.

The alt text helps out people who use screen reading software.

It's wrong to own people.

I think the OP underestimates just how unfit most adults are. You'd lose half the workforce to various aches, strains, breakages and attacks before the end of the first week.

My experience is that they tend to cause more problems than they solve and don't illicit any real, overall time savings. The only success I've found is where I need to cross reference several documents - especially ones I didn't write - but even then the time saving isn't massive.

I don't translate well into two dimensions.

I did think you were going to do the slapstick ending and have the slices slap you on each side of your face. Even without the 1970s sitcom ending, it was very impressive.

Perhaps if airports weren't such a fucking nightmare to deal with people wouldn't need to drink.

I don't know if we need a lane per-se, but people need to learn how to walk in a straight line while gawping at their ohone rather than weaving all over the pavement like a drunk on payday.

I went for that idea. Now I've got to explain to HR why I'm dressed ss Batman...

The supporters were good again this month.

You realise it's just the cleaners changing it around to mess with you, don't you?

Easier to monitise a YouTube video than a blog post. We should probably be thankful for that, otherwise we'd have loads of blogs starting out "today's post is sponsored by SquarespaceWarThunderVPN".

That's all the recommendation I need.