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Hey America, how are things going with you? Oh, you know: Pretti Good.
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Hey America, how are things going with you? Oh, you know: Pretti Good.
BREAKING NEWS: Vampires Assert Right to Enter Your Home and Suck Your Blood Without Being Invited Inside, a Clear Violation of the Edict of Wallachia
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Vampires Assert Right to Enter Your Home and Suck Your Blood Without Being Invited Inside, a Clear Violation of the Edict of Wallachia
"Yeah, I dunno," said time-travelling Hitler, stirring uneasily. "He makes grifting for appeasement look so... cheap." #storyprompt
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"Yeah, I dunno," said time-travelling Hitler, stirring uneasily. "He makes grifting for appeasement look so... cheap." #storyprompt
our president, like his ego, bruises easily
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
our president, like his ego, bruises easily
This is the second-worst Davos appearance
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This is the second-worst Davos appearance
I'll never forget that time the masked Lone Ranger rode into town with Tonto the Indian, stopped the bank robbers, then demanded to see Tonto's papers, hit him with pepper spray, zip-tied his wrists, and bundled him into a rented Acura. Neither have been seen since - and we never thanked him right!
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I'll never forget that time the masked Lone Ranger rode into town with Tonto the Indian, stopped the bank robbers, then demanded to see Tonto's papers, hit him with pepper spray, zip-tied his wrists, and bundled him into a rented Acura. Neither have been seen since - and we never thanked him right!
I cannot condone the deportment of the Department of Deportment, whose ignoble men foment moments of domestic deep torment.
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I cannot condone the deportment of the Department of Deportment, whose ignoble men foment moments of domestic deep torment.
If it helps our foreign friends, you may wish to think about Trump's push to buy Greenland as something akin to the Blues Brothers asking for you to sell them your women. Except, unlike the Blues Brothers, he actually does want to buy your women. Especially the little girl.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If it helps our foreign friends, you may wish to think about Trump's push to buy Greenland as something akin to the Blues Brothers asking for you to sell them your women. Except, unlike the Blues Brothers, he actually does want to buy your women. Especially the little girl.
Before there was The Shadow, or Doc Savage, or Batman, there was The Saint - Leslie Charteris's do-gooding, globe-trotting two-fisted lady-killing gentleman. The Roger Moore show is the best adaptation of the original stories and can be watched in full on Prime, if you can stomach feeding Bezos.
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Before there was The Shadow, or Doc Savage, or Batman, there was The Saint - Leslie Charteris's do-gooding, globe-trotting two-fisted lady-killing gentleman. The Roger Moore show is the best adaptation of the original stories and can be watched in full on Prime, if you can stomach feeding Bezos.
But we WANTS Greenland, Precious. It's our birthday.
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
But we WANTS Greenland, Precious. It's our birthday.
Looking forward to tomorrow's Patriots/Texans matchup in which we will find out which head coach can sprint faster down the sidelines
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Looking forward to tomorrow's Patriots/Texans matchup in which we will find out which head coach can sprint faster down the sidelines
Kind of want to go to the protests with a sign reading DOES STRENUOUSLY OPPOSING THE AUTHORITARIAN TAKEOVER OF OUR SOCIETY WORK? JUST DID!!
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Kind of want to go to the protests with a sign reading DOES STRENUOUSLY OPPOSING THE AUTHORITARIAN TAKEOVER OF OUR SOCIETY WORK? JUST DID!!
I have dubbed Machado's regifted award the Nobelongtoyou Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I have dubbed Machado's regifted award the Nobelongtoyou Prize.
Sure, but when *I* go into a Starbucks and ask for a list of Jews, suddenly *I'm* a monster.
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Sure, but when *I* go into a Starbucks and ask for a list of Jews, suddenly *I'm* a monster.
We Didn't Start the Fire But We Did Shoot the Deputy
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
We Didn't Start the Fire But We Did Shoot the Deputy
"Oh I thought we were going to RUM Venezuela." -Pete Hegseth, probably
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 AM
"Oh I thought we were going to RUM Venezuela." -Pete Hegseth, probably
Looking forward to buying Venezuela for pennies on the dollar in bankruptcy auction someday soon, given who's running it
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Looking forward to buying Venezuela for pennies on the dollar in bankruptcy auction someday soon, given who's running it
Who run Venezuela-Bartertown? DISASTER-BLASTER RUN VENEZUELA-BARTERTOWN!
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Who run Venezuela-Bartertown? DISASTER-BLASTER RUN VENEZUELA-BARTERTOWN!
I am displeased to announce that Donald J. Trump has won (?) the Major League Baseball Reckless Warmonger Award and Lifetime Ban from the Hall of Fame
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I am displeased to announce that Donald J. Trump has won (?) the Major League Baseball Reckless Warmonger Award and Lifetime Ban from the Hall of Fame
Happy Holidays you magnificent beasts. youtu.be/SrXswIbWA7Y?...
George Harrison - Ding Dong, Ding Dong
YouTube video by GeorgeHarrisonVEVO
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Happy Holidays you magnificent beasts. youtu.be/SrXswIbWA7Y?...
Uh I think you mean bomb DIGGITY cyclone
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Uh I think you mean bomb DIGGITY cyclone
Baiting my bay area football fan relations with "...and Tiny Purdy (who did NOT die)"
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Baiting my bay area football fan relations with "...and Tiny Purdy (who did NOT die)"
I see from the news that the avuncular tyrant slept poorly, had fever dreams, and learned absolutely nothing
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I see from the news that the avuncular tyrant slept poorly, had fever dreams, and learned absolutely nothing
At Chinese food resto for Xmas Eve, the Marge Simpson's sisters clones next to me have blown past the Terrible People Achievement Award by not only griping about slow service but also bitching that the chili paste is insufficiently spicy. "It just takes forever to get hot!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
At Chinese food resto for Xmas Eve, the Marge Simpson's sisters clones next to me have blown past the Terrible People Achievement Award by not only griping about slow service but also bitching that the chili paste is insufficiently spicy. "It just takes forever to get hot!"
Remember to look at the upside of things. Every moment our President is sleeping in cabinet meetings is a moment that he is not sexually abusing children or demanding the destruction of some cherished corner of our Nation
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Remember to look at the upside of things. Every moment our President is sleeping in cabinet meetings is a moment that he is not sexually abusing children or demanding the destruction of some cherished corner of our Nation