Does somebody need to check these nuclear warheads are not going to shake themselves to pieces? Same procurement process as the armoured cars?

It might just be me, but might we step back from this "controversy" and ask why are Scouts Guides separated? It was originally for very regressive reasons - boys hobbies & interests v girls hobbies and interests.

Why won't they come out and say "My imaginary friend says we have to follow the (gold painted) Asbestos Rules OR ELSE!"

Boris as a kind of Alf Garnett - there to get us laughing at hard-right bigotry and remind us which way is up. Sadly, a lot of people missed the point of "Till Death Us Do Part"* as well!

*(UK TV series)

Boris Johnson was designed by the Gods as a baddie in a Morality Play - a popular, rumbustious reinforcement of decency and ethics. The Gods overlooked the fact in the last (brief to them) few centuries, we had forgotten the format and its purpose. And who reads instructions?

The elevator is for their Ascension as Gods to replace the current Woke, crypto-phobic, AI Luddite pantheon. (That's why they need to sort out living forever)

I could have sworn it was the other way round, but maybe I'm not seeing clearly just now.

Perhaps we should encourage it as more (cosmically) environmentally friendly than blasting themselves into the face of Mars?

Authoritarian parasites, entryists who are interested only in control. Such a betrayal of the traditions of the International Socialists (IS)

If you were, one day, to consider rejoining international trade, you will need to respect the protected area of origin legislation - yours is perhaps "a sparkling neck slicer".
Used for the protection of consumers of eg phones, cars and tractors, the device is the "Enshittification Kill Switch"

VC of a University that insisted the railway station be built out of town to keep out the chavs, demolished the warehouses on the backs and used unelected aldermen to oppose any industrial development lest it inflate the wages of the 'bedders'. Plenty in common with the aristos that run Reform!

Happy people, who, just like me, seem never to get invited back anywhere?

Backing Farage (and, like some US Zionists, Yaxley-Lennon) because you think you can exploit the Islamophobia of their followers is like backing Hamas, thinking you could exploit their rivalry with the PLO.

I have visited the 'Cradle of Humanity' site in South Africa. If we're all to be sent back there shouldn't someone tell the South African government? That's a lot of portable toilets to organise, just for starters.

One way of limiting our enemies' ability to rake over perjurious conspiracies at inconvenient moments might have been not to do them, maybe? She will get the seat in the Lords and it will be for services to the Union.

"Begun to hate"!! The narrowness of the scope and the ludicrous time frame of this piece reminded me, for some reason, of the days when microdots were all the rage for the delivery of hallucinogenics!

And if Your Party starts to pick up numbers (despite themselves?) you may depend it will be "anti-Semitic, left wing". And then "terrorist supporting, anti-Semitic, left wing"

"UK govts oppose public ownership" sounds a bit like a principle! I think the truth is they lack the imagination to challenge the bonkers way we, as a country, account for our finances - focussing exclusively on govt income and expenditure ignoring private debt, assets and so much more.