Andy’s “won’t say no” tour
PORTLAND:
1/14 Helium
1/15 Open Decks
1/16 F****T Show
1/17 Broad Appeal
1/18 VNC Comedy
1/19 Eastburn
1/19 Goodfoot Lounge
SAN FRANCISCO:
1/21 Golden Ratio
1/22 Comedy Oakland
1/23 Living Church
1/24 Valencia Room
1/25 Sketchfest
1/26 Mirthquake
1/28 Eagle
PORTLAND:
1/14 Helium
1/15 Open Decks
1/16 F****T Show
1/17 Broad Appeal
1/18 VNC Comedy
1/19 Eastburn
1/19 Goodfoot Lounge
SAN FRANCISCO:
1/21 Golden Ratio
1/22 Comedy Oakland
1/23 Living Church
1/24 Valencia Room
1/25 Sketchfest
1/26 Mirthquake
1/28 Eagle
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Andy’s “won’t say no” tour
PORTLAND:
1/14 Helium
1/15 Open Decks
1/16 F****T Show
1/17 Broad Appeal
1/18 VNC Comedy
1/19 Eastburn
1/19 Goodfoot Lounge
SAN FRANCISCO:
1/21 Golden Ratio
1/22 Comedy Oakland
1/23 Living Church
1/24 Valencia Room
1/25 Sketchfest
1/26 Mirthquake
1/28 Eagle
PORTLAND:
1/14 Helium
1/15 Open Decks
1/16 F****T Show
1/17 Broad Appeal
1/18 VNC Comedy
1/19 Eastburn
1/19 Goodfoot Lounge
SAN FRANCISCO:
1/21 Golden Ratio
1/22 Comedy Oakland
1/23 Living Church
1/24 Valencia Room
1/25 Sketchfest
1/26 Mirthquake
1/28 Eagle
SKATEBOARD
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
SKATEBOARD
She’s maybe our Noem too.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
She’s maybe our Noem too.
Nutz Deep II: Half-Mast
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Nutz Deep II: Half-Mast
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, but you should take that advice with a grain of salt.
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, but you should take that advice with a grain of salt.
A great name for an REM-themed drag queen act would be:
“heATHENS gorgeous”
“heATHENS gorgeous”
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
A great name for an REM-themed drag queen act would be:
“heATHENS gorgeous”
“heATHENS gorgeous”
All claims are unfounded until they are confirmed by a certified gold prospector.
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
All claims are unfounded until they are confirmed by a certified gold prospector.
It really was a fit of inspiration.
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It really was a fit of inspiration.
The only landlords I trust are magic players.
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The only landlords I trust are magic players.
he is the sweetest too.
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
he is the sweetest too.
It never was an *if* I would do a paradise garage totoro, but WHEN.
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
It never was an *if* I would do a paradise garage totoro, but WHEN.
I clearly won’t ever own a house as a sign of success. I am however proud that i know more puppygirls than i know republicans.
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I clearly won’t ever own a house as a sign of success. I am however proud that i know more puppygirls than i know republicans.
see i post clips now.
me do internet well.
me do internet well.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
see i post clips now.
me do internet well.
me do internet well.
good news: i’ll start posting more clips now that these are clips
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
good news: i’ll start posting more clips now that these are clips
"Until death do us part" also means "for better or hearse".
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
"Until death do us part" also means "for better or hearse".
I had a headache this morning and I’m not sure which year to blame it on.
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I had a headache this morning and I’m not sure which year to blame it on.
A family-size box of condoms is just one condom with a hole in it.
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A family-size box of condoms is just one condom with a hole in it.
Reposted by Andy Iwancio
PORTLAND! I’ve got shows tonight and tomorrow at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social! I’m really excited to share my new hour of jokes with you! Plus I immediately found the book I was looking for used at Powell’s so I’m feeling tremendous! Tickets: portland.heliumcomedy.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
PORTLAND! I’ve got shows tonight and tomorrow at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social! I’m really excited to share my new hour of jokes with you! Plus I immediately found the book I was looking for used at Powell’s so I’m feeling tremendous! Tickets: portland.heliumcomedy.com
Reposted by Andy Iwancio
Andy is great. Check out her album (or EP if you're running short on time or whatever)
December 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Andy is great. Check out her album (or EP if you're running short on time or whatever)
Reposted by Andy Iwancio
Seattle thank you so much for coming out on a Sunday night to hear my jokes at the Crocodile!!! And thanks to @andyiwancio.bsky.social for killing so hard up top!!! What a perfect night!
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Seattle thank you so much for coming out on a Sunday night to hear my jokes at the Crocodile!!! And thanks to @andyiwancio.bsky.social for killing so hard up top!!! What a perfect night!
My favorite puppet in Labyrinth is the one by that doorway.
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My favorite puppet in Labyrinth is the one by that doorway.
My favorite puppet in Labyrinth is the one by that doorway.
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My favorite puppet in Labyrinth is the one by that doorway.
I’m opening! (not pictured here)
Seattle: @andyiwancio.bsky.social (not pictured) and I will see you tonight at the Crocodile!!! I took the first flight out of New York City today to prove I mean business! Tickets: www.livenation.com/event/rZ7HnE...
December 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m opening! (not pictured here)
The venn diagram of mead-dude and VPN advice dude is a perfect circle dude.
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The venn diagram of mead-dude and VPN advice dude is a perfect circle dude.