Would certainly make a splash

Pippa, you've lost the concept of breaking news

Some poor JAG lawyer is going to be bullied into making a Halligan of themselves prosecuting this

Guys who watched "A Few Good Men" and were rooting for Jack Nicholson's character

Your memory is just a freelancer you use to archive stuff. You might be able to find it again when you need it, you might not

Honestly, political editor though and your breaking news story is two world leaders exchanging pleasantries at a meeting of world leaders

Friends fear he may be targeting his content at British people born in the 1980s again

Proof that exercise is no good for you

*opens bag of crisps*

"Being Pharoah meant Menkaure was able to get around the usually onerous Egyptian planning process, which saved him a fair bit on the budget for the pyramid"

Lamb's Gay, But That's Quite Inspirational

Lovely chap, Tonbridge boy y'know, was coming through the Academy at Kent just as the current England team director was winding down his career, coincidental I'm sure

There's a generation of England openers wishing they'd been given the chance to pile up 60 Test caps

Adam Lyth got 7, 5 of which were against Starc, Johnson, Hazelwood and Cummins and the other 2 against Boult, Henry and Southee