Adventy Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
I don't think AI image is official. I can't decide whether this Great British Railways uniform is a step forward or backward, but that could just be the dazzle pattern
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don't think AI image is official. I can't decide whether this Great British Railways uniform is a step forward or backward, but that could just be the dazzle pattern
Ladies and Gentlemen, Lord Redwood of Finchampstead
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Lord Redwood of Finchampstead
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Proof you can incorporate the Union Flag or red, white and blue into train paint schemes and it still looks good #GreatBritishRailways
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Proof you can incorporate the Union Flag or red, white and blue into train paint schemes and it still looks good #GreatBritishRailways
I've just remembered what the two shades of blue reminded me of
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I've just remembered what the two shades of blue reminded me of
Can we have Warners purchase Paramount instead?
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Can we have Warners purchase Paramount instead?
The mighty Fireflash Airliner
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The mighty Fireflash Airliner
My new favourite glue.
It's not nails
It's not No More Nails
It's...
It's not nails
It's not No More Nails
It's...
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My new favourite glue.
It's not nails
It's not No More Nails
It's...
It's not nails
It's not No More Nails
It's...
Always had a soft spot for the shape of the canopies. Reminded me of the "Chisarc" ones on the Chessington South branch
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Always had a soft spot for the shape of the canopies. Reminded me of the "Chisarc" ones on the Chessington South branch
"Dogs put down the Queen's tail
Antique real jump. Ridiculous.
Join their laughter.
The brothers are legal now.
Kevin Carter!"
Antique real jump. Ridiculous.
Join their laughter.
The brothers are legal now.
Kevin Carter!"
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"Dogs put down the Queen's tail
Antique real jump. Ridiculous.
Join their laughter.
The brothers are legal now.
Kevin Carter!"
Antique real jump. Ridiculous.
Join their laughter.
The brothers are legal now.
Kevin Carter!"
Bristol people! Local artist showing his work at the wonderful St. John on the Wall crypt
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bristol people! Local artist showing his work at the wonderful St. John on the Wall crypt
Not quite sure what the independent MP for Hackney has done to cause ire to farmers, but you do you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Not quite sure what the independent MP for Hackney has done to cause ire to farmers, but you do you.
(based on personal experience)
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
(based on personal experience)
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
(Sean Connery is believed to have described Bracknell as "pretty sight"
Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
I'm sorry, but you have been fed a line that isn't quite true.
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm sorry, but you have been fed a line that isn't quite true.
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
Regulated fares have always been set by Government, the ownership of the operator has no bearing on this.
In previous years publically owned operators have been having the same fare rises as franchises
Also just remembered I saw these guys at the Gert Lug Bristol Lego show at the weekend.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Also just remembered I saw these guys at the Gert Lug Bristol Lego show at the weekend.
Happy Baroness Trumpington flicking 'v's in the House of Lords Day for those that celebrate
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Happy Baroness Trumpington flicking 'v's in the House of Lords Day for those that celebrate
With best wishes of recovery to @bagpuss.org , who is having his saggy old cloth cat innards upgraded, here is last weeks #totp bingo card, but with Jayne Middlemiss CSO'd over the top, to make it look like this weeks. Quantel Tastic!
See you all at 7pm
See you all at 7pm
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
With best wishes of recovery to @bagpuss.org , who is having his saggy old cloth cat innards upgraded, here is last weeks #totp bingo card, but with Jayne Middlemiss CSO'd over the top, to make it look like this weeks. Quantel Tastic!
See you all at 7pm
See you all at 7pm