Correction: that was Statler.

The best gag was the last: Waldorf’s hand on his chest, after complaining of shooting pains in his arm.

“Brooklyn Dodgers win Super Bowl” is a headline worthy of a news alert.

Especially when the “news” is that a team won the big game. We knew one of them was going to win, so that’s not news. Now, if a THIRD team that wasn’t originally playing (or that plays a different sport) ended up winning the game, that would be breaking news.

Hell yes how much to slip someone’s name in? Anywhere, I don’t care. Shut up and take my money.

Oh man I bet the employees trash talk one another all the time.

Provo can support THREE piano stores?