Andy Beahrs
andybeahrs.bsky.social
Andy Beahrs
@andybeahrs.bsky.social
Usually confused, writing helps

My cousin is the harbormaster
"My heart rate recovers fast"

"Here's a rifle, fucking prove it"

Biathlon is the best
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
His people screamed at the top of their lungs throughout the DNC while he sulked in the back row.

I actually agree with you on the rest, but miss me with the Happy Selfless Bernie shit, it just wasn't long enough ago.
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Top Olympic shooters fire BETWEEN HEARTBEATS and this makes that incredibly difficult or impossible. It’s awesome.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Gene Hackman.

Bonnie and Clyde, The Conversation, Unforgiven, Young Frankenstein, Hoosiers, Mississippi Burning, Superman I and II, Royal Tennenbaums, French Connection, Crimson Tide, Get Shorty, Reds, TONS more--and I don't think he ever phoned in a performance.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm gathering that the band Foreigner was playing, so not a joke just kind of funny
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
THE LAST DRAGON!!

That fucking Eddie Arcadian needed to GO.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You're 100% right that America is not a fascist *nation.*

But MAGA is a fascist *movement*: it is palingenetic populist ultranationalism, cleansing internal enemies in an attempt to return to mythic national greatness. That MAGA hasn't consolidated power (and won't IMO) doesn't change its nature.
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think that is exactly right. MAGA is fascist--it's a palingenetic populist ultra nationalist movement built around the purging of internal enemies. It's fascist.

But we're not a fascist nation. MAGA hasn't won, and won't.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
He has a genuine skill set that's gonna be very difficult to duplicate.

It includes being too stupid and needy to get bored with repeating any lie that gets a cheer. Trump believes his own bullshit--Cruz etc just can't fake that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Yeah it's pretty Trump specific and he's aging like the Nazis after opening the ark (though unfortunately not as quickly).

But it'll never fully go away. This is a generational fight, as we learned by easing up on the gas during the early Biden years.
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No snark: is there a better excuse for war in our hemisphere? Ideally on the other side of the "Gulf of America"?

I mean I think it's just that + Trump's 1980s-frozen brain focused on South American coke dealers.
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Eating and sharing a big ol' animal" probably competes with sex as a universal human activity.
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NOBODY hates Berkeley more than city staff.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We can't win unless we fight. Having an internal fight about the very need for an external fight is an absolute precondition for victory. Sorry, Senator, but we are ENTIRELY done with comity. Get your colleagues in line or yes they are going to be taking some for-real shit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And danced about it.

"Dance like no one's watching" no not you Elon you sadistic dipshit
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM