Andrew Salter
@andrewsalter.net
An L.A. kid who loves to read. Fascinated by movies and their craft, arts of all kinds, the Dodgers, and cat photos.
It’s called “bonking the thingy” and I’ll ask you to remember that.
(I made that up)
(I made that up)
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It’s called “bonking the thingy” and I’ll ask you to remember that.
(I made that up)
(I made that up)
I get squeamish and yet I couldn’t look away.
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I get squeamish and yet I couldn’t look away.
This isn’t it. This is SO FAR from it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
This isn’t it. This is SO FAR from it.
Ugh, eff off Salesforce.
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ugh, eff off Salesforce.
Lotta South Africans in this one.
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Lotta South Africans in this one.
“Prisencolinensinainciusol” is a master stroke.
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“Prisencolinensinainciusol” is a master stroke.
Audible boos for Vance.
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Audible boos for Vance.
This ceremony is such a vibe.
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This ceremony is such a vibe.
The first look at the commercials we will see nine million times throughout the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The first look at the commercials we will see nine million times throughout the Olympics.
Ugh. Get that fucker off my screen.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ugh. Get that fucker off my screen.
Meg would like to be a dancing coffee pot
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Meg would like to be a dancing coffee pot
NBC refusing to offer a “commentary-free” audio feed in the year 2026
February 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
NBC refusing to offer a “commentary-free” audio feed in the year 2026
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark
Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Reposted by Andrew Salter
GROUNDHOG HARASSED @you-died.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
GROUNDHOG HARASSED @you-died.bsky.social
I saw this character on a streetlight getting heckled by some crows and not giving a hoot. Thought of your posts!
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I saw this character on a streetlight getting heckled by some crows and not giving a hoot. Thought of your posts!