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Andrew Rosas
@andrewrosas.bsky.social
Writer for Dropout, MovieWeb, and Rule Of Threes Quarterly
Host of Boyfriend Material podcast
Target voter for Elon’s party
July 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Dems can’t lift a finger to fight Trump because they’re too busy trying to stop a socialist from becoming mayor of New York
June 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The first person ever show up at a crime scene was famous British constable Wattsall Thisthen
June 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Don’t rsvp or sign up for a protest. Just go. Cover your face. Have a shred of personal opsec
June 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The person that first said “more bang for your buck” really knocked one out of the park
June 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Look at my opposition party, dawg. We’re going to die
June 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Can’t wait for Chuck Schumer to send a snarky tweet in response to Trump deploying marines against US citizens
June 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The reason Democrats didn’t run on DJT in the Epstein files is because they keep campaigning with certified scumbag Bill Clinton who has top billing in there
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why do electric cars sound like this?
April 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I can’t impress on you enough that the horrors we are witnessing have been built hand in hand with Democrats for the last 20 years
April 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Andrew Rosas
I’m told this can’t win because it’s unpopular so the smart play is for Democrats to suck up to conservatives in order to win the votes of 9 bigots who don’t like spray tan.
BREAKING: 36k people showed up in LA for Bernie and AOC’s rally. In the off year.

Americans are pissed — and anyone ignoring that is making a big mistake.
April 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Life must be awesome right now for people who love to login to a portal for a secure message
April 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is beyond peasant brain. Medieval people didn’t have decades of scientific evidence of medical efficacy. This is perhaps the first era with extinction-level mental coding
March 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Lmao remember when Dems said the parliamentarian was the reason they couldn’t do good things for you?
March 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The only place in America not in an active state of decay and immiseration is Roku City
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Friend -Wanna see a show tonight?
Me - hell yeah
Friend -band goes on at 11.
*my body creaks like a
Spanish galleon at berth*
March 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You mean to tell me the same Democratic Party that did THIS is now using ineffectual symbolic gestures against Trump?!?
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thank god AI can make art so I can focus on my truly calling of following up, circling back, and getting aligned
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there
a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s our duty to outlive the monstrous pieces of shit running this country. We’re running on natures longevity drug, boys: SPITE
February 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?”
No, you just started singing
February 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We now go live to Drake
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The people gutting our institutions and collapsing the government are the same people Dems want to compromise with. Mfs love to bring a strongly worded letter to gunfight
February 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I think for the survival of the human race, everyone over 75 has to get ice floed
February 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They should invent a successful company that’s not pure and unrepentant evil
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM