Andrew Morris
andrewmorr.is
Andrew Morris
@andrewmorr.is
🔳 founder of @greynoise.io. computers, networks, technology enthusiast. big goober.
POV you're my new 42U server rack in the garage and I just turned the lights off and saw your lights blinking in the dark for the first time
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
did you know you can quickly figure out if an ethernet port/cable supports PoE by putting it on your lips and feeling whether it electrocutes you or not
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We've hired Colonel Shawn Smagh to up our @greynoise.io intel reporting game and we've started producing weekly intelligence briefs. This week's is a banger.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by Andrew Morris
Happy Halloween from your fave GreyNerds 🍬🍫
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Annual candy bracket is done. I'm gonna need some time to reflect.
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ned flanders
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
we did a pew pew map btw

threat-map.greynoise.io
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've just received word that we're preparing for this years annual @greynoise.io halloween candy bracket. Twix won years 1-2. 100 Grand won last year on a complete fluke. I might write a blog post about how last year's candy bracket undermined my faith in the democratic process.
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
excuse me for talking to you like a human ass being
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
when it comes to a head it will have been obvious in hindsight
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
big week in the morris household. we've started tracking ORBs at @greynoise.io and I'm shitposting again btw (h/t @hrbrmstr.dev)
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
DuckDB GraphQL btw

duckdb.org/2025/10/22/d...
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Played Broken Arrow last night on Steam and its sick
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
full moon AND full lunar eclipse tomorrow btw
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
doing some ground floor reporting (celebrating my uncles 80th birthday)
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
just accidentally spilled some water on my shorts which dried instantly. This is how I realized I've been wearing a swimsuit as shorts.
August 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
psychic.labs.greynoise.io - Offline, in-memory bitmaps of GreyNoise data. Available now.
August 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
May 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
anyways I'm putting real ass routers on the GreyNoise grid now and they're getting popped. shoved this one in my apartment onto a sensor in Russia.
May 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
hxxps[:]//youtu[.]be/6skuCiLCjRA?si=JIbO4aZP0MlW6G04
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm doing a little bit of research on model context protocol (MCP) servers. I ripped back a few thousand repos from github and am doing some automated analysis on their codebases. Here's the language stats on ~2,100 MCP repos. More to come.
May 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
did a silly little watercolor
May 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM