Andrew H. Sowards
@andrewhsowards.bsky.social
Former criminal defense investigator, retired (disability not old) FPD CHU. Picture taker, sawdust maker, occasional writer of words.
Wrote a script a long time ago using my great grandmother's life and death as a guide. She officially shot herself, but the family rumor was that her cop husband (who worked for my great grandpa who was sheriff for a bit) had killed her, so I made him a bad guy. Found this article yesterday.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Wrote a script a long time ago using my great grandmother's life and death as a guide. She officially shot herself, but the family rumor was that her cop husband (who worked for my great grandpa who was sheriff for a bit) had killed her, so I made him a bad guy. Found this article yesterday.
He's Satan. His name is Pete, but he's evil in dog form. He doesn't even really live here, he's a long term rescue project to try to get him sane enough to give away and not get sued to force his return. His happy noise is a growl. His mad noise, also a growl. He likes to cuddle. Might eat you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He's Satan. His name is Pete, but he's evil in dog form. He doesn't even really live here, he's a long term rescue project to try to get him sane enough to give away and not get sued to force his return. His happy noise is a growl. His mad noise, also a growl. He likes to cuddle. Might eat you.
She's judging you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
She's judging you.
It's even worse if you go back 2 more months.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's even worse if you go back 2 more months.
He looks like he's just dipping his face in a bowl of Trump Orange foundation.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He looks like he's just dipping his face in a bowl of Trump Orange foundation.
He's a Vienna sausage dropped in trimmed pubes (artist representation below) and you'll never convince me otherwise.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He's a Vienna sausage dropped in trimmed pubes (artist representation below) and you'll never convince me otherwise.
She has no idea how big she's gotten, still wants to sit in the same place.
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She has no idea how big she's gotten, still wants to sit in the same place.
Some nice person put this on Reddit for us to enjoy.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Some nice person put this on Reddit for us to enjoy.
For a long ass time, too.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For a long ass time, too.
He does this thing where he just stares into my soul. No blinking, never turns away. It's frankly a little creepy and I'm starting to think he's possessed like some horror movie doll.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He does this thing where he just stares into my soul. No blinking, never turns away. It's frankly a little creepy and I'm starting to think he's possessed like some horror movie doll.
Had this one in the yard a couple of times over the summer. Even the dogs were a bit freaked out by it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Had this one in the yard a couple of times over the summer. Even the dogs were a bit freaked out by it.
From my cold, dead hands.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
From my cold, dead hands.
Voters to the GOP last night.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Voters to the GOP last night.
Sensing a pattern....
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sensing a pattern....
A: Sig has sucked for a while so fuck them already B: Really?
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A: Sig has sucked for a while so fuck them already B: Really?
Amazon going for the nostalgia and giving me 1992 video quality and I have to pay for this.
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Amazon going for the nostalgia and giving me 1992 video quality and I have to pay for this.
Sure the articles and amendments get all the glory, but a lot is said in the first few words of the Constitution about the point of the whole thing. Does the current form currently provide any of this? Is Mike Johnson working toward these ends?
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sure the articles and amendments get all the glory, but a lot is said in the first few words of the Constitution about the point of the whole thing. Does the current form currently provide any of this? Is Mike Johnson working toward these ends?
My view trying to stretch my hip on the couch with a dumb dog and her emotional support toy.
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My view trying to stretch my hip on the couch with a dumb dog and her emotional support toy.
How about someone aware of their rights or who has consulted an attorney? Seriously, fuck this guy. He has no respect for the law he's supposed to enforce.
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How about someone aware of their rights or who has consulted an attorney? Seriously, fuck this guy. He has no respect for the law he's supposed to enforce.
The propaganda on fed websites is starting to piss me off a little.
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The propaganda on fed websites is starting to piss me off a little.
A decent start.
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A decent start.
You aimed your range at a park a half mile away. Or you put your park in the direct line of a shooting range a half mile away. Can't remember which came first. I think the park?
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You aimed your range at a park a half mile away. Or you put your park in the direct line of a shooting range a half mile away. Can't remember which came first. I think the park?
I spent money on art of these buildings, framed it and look at these all day. Kinda serious nostalgia thing going on.
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I spent money on art of these buildings, framed it and look at these all day. Kinda serious nostalgia thing going on.