andrewhibbard
@andrewhibbard.bsky.social
here to make fetch happen
Shorty got low, low… That’s it. Just 2 lows now. Shorty’s got 3 grandkids and a replaced hip these days.
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Shorty got low, low… That’s it. Just 2 lows now. Shorty’s got 3 grandkids and a replaced hip these days.
I always tell people that the secret to a successful relationship is finding someone whose good side is opposite yours. That way you can always take good couple pictures together. And I don’t care if they ask or not, I still tell them.
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I always tell people that the secret to a successful relationship is finding someone whose good side is opposite yours. That way you can always take good couple pictures together. And I don’t care if they ask or not, I still tell them.
Just had a little reflexive pandemic PTSD after hearing sneeze in the distance. Ahhhh… nostalgia.
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Just had a little reflexive pandemic PTSD after hearing sneeze in the distance. Ahhhh… nostalgia.
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Microdosing is the just-the-tip of drug use.
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Microdosing is the just-the-tip of drug use.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: People who say “Awesome sauce!” And people who I let into my life.
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: People who say “Awesome sauce!” And people who I let into my life.
Jimmy Kimmel had weapons of mass destruction. It had to be done.
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Jimmy Kimmel had weapons of mass destruction. It had to be done.
My wife and I never had children. But we did just get a robot vacuum.
September 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My wife and I never had children. But we did just get a robot vacuum.
One of the nice thing about being in your 40s is the grocery store finally starts playing your jams
September 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
One of the nice thing about being in your 40s is the grocery store finally starts playing your jams
This RFK Jr hearing is a tough watch with him breathing into the mic like a french bulldog
September 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This RFK Jr hearing is a tough watch with him breathing into the mic like a french bulldog
The only doctor allowed to provide care for Trump is RFK jr
August 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The only doctor allowed to provide care for Trump is RFK jr
If there are 50 locks on a door and only 49 are latched, my wife is terrified.
August 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If there are 50 locks on a door and only 49 are latched, my wife is terrified.
Good luck prosecuting Trump for any of this. He’s got an air tight Parody law defense.
August 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Good luck prosecuting Trump for any of this. He’s got an air tight Parody law defense.
What’s the German word for hilarious and depressing?
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What’s the German word for hilarious and depressing?
There comes a time when every romantic couple, having made it through all the ups and downs of the early years, evolves from partners to fartners #fartners
August 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There comes a time when every romantic couple, having made it through all the ups and downs of the early years, evolves from partners to fartners #fartners
Them South Park boys took 1.5 billy from Paramount and made them immediately regret it.
PSA - the new episode is v good
PSA - the new episode is v good
July 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Them South Park boys took 1.5 billy from Paramount and made them immediately regret it.
PSA - the new episode is v good
PSA - the new episode is v good
Wow. How easily these corporations fold under an authoritarian thumb
Holy shit. CBS is killing Colbert’s show. “This is a purely a financial decision,” says the network. Right.
July 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wow. How easily these corporations fold under an authoritarian thumb
I’d like a personal AI modeled on Carl Sagan
July 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’d like a personal AI modeled on Carl Sagan
The Epstein files are Trump’s Schrödinger's cat
July 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Epstein files are Trump’s Schrödinger's cat
Same
Anytime someone says "Dan Bongino" my mental jukebox immediately spins up Nick Lutsko singing "I wanna be at the RNC"
youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
I Wanna Be at the RNC
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
youtube.com
July 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Same
Reposted by andrewhibbard
I’ve been having fun with friends on social media who have fallen for what is clearly ai content, but in like 5 minutes no one will be able to tell what’s real anymore
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’ve been having fun with friends on social media who have fallen for what is clearly ai content, but in like 5 minutes no one will be able to tell what’s real anymore
I just put a Snickers on a plate before I ate it like some kind of 19th century 5th Ave dandy
July 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I just put a Snickers on a plate before I ate it like some kind of 19th century 5th Ave dandy
Trump was against crypto until someone explained to him that it was a grift
July 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Trump was against crypto until someone explained to him that it was a grift
Threw ‘em over his shoulder and hopped on the first cargo train headed west
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Threw ‘em over his shoulder and hopped on the first cargo train headed west