Andrew Farmer
@andrewfarmer.bsky.social
TV Writer. (Praise Petey, Miracle Workers, Best Foot Forward) JFL New Faces. Disabled, but, get this...he’s gay.
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Happy Halloween!
This is pretty much exactly what it’s like to be gay.
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is pretty much exactly what it’s like to be gay.
Deleted post-credits scene from “The Shining.”
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Deleted post-credits scene from “The Shining.”
Oh you think art is BORING, eh? Well allow me to introduce you to “De Dood” by Simon Fokke.
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh you think art is BORING, eh? Well allow me to introduce you to “De Dood” by Simon Fokke.
Good news! Anna Drezen’s cult romp “Praise Petey” is now available to stream on Prime Video! It was such a fun show to work on with so many talented folks, plus Al*x J*nes had a meltdown over it and called us all warlocks or something which was frankly better than an Emmy nomination. Go watch!
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good news! Anna Drezen’s cult romp “Praise Petey” is now available to stream on Prime Video! It was such a fun show to work on with so many talented folks, plus Al*x J*nes had a meltdown over it and called us all warlocks or something which was frankly better than an Emmy nomination. Go watch!
Did y’all know that in 1978 there was an ABC tv movie called “The Initiation of Sarah” in which a college sorority pledge discovers she’s a witch thanks to her evil house mother played by Shelley Winters and then this happens to Morgan Fairchild?
September 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Did y’all know that in 1978 there was an ABC tv movie called “The Initiation of Sarah” in which a college sorority pledge discovers she’s a witch thanks to her evil house mother played by Shelley Winters and then this happens to Morgan Fairchild?
My Brain: Ok, let’s get back to work.
My Laptop Screen:
My Laptop Screen:
August 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My Brain: Ok, let’s get back to work.
My Laptop Screen:
My Laptop Screen:
And what did YOU do today??
August 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And what did YOU do today??
I’m always saying this
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m always saying this
If your MRI tech looks at you like this, he is UP TO SOMETHING.
July 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If your MRI tech looks at you like this, he is UP TO SOMETHING.
Me when i have a totally normal exchange with a friend
July 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me when i have a totally normal exchange with a friend
What a normal, not silly name for a town.
June 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What a normal, not silly name for a town.
The Mint & Mosaic line at LAX always looks like
June 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The Mint & Mosaic line at LAX always looks like
“He gave his only Tiki Ti.”
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“He gave his only Tiki Ti.”
I don’t do drugs because nothing could beat the high of breaking this baby out on my first day of school in 1993.
May 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don’t do drugs because nothing could beat the high of breaking this baby out on my first day of school in 1993.
As a lifelong Vincent Price stan, (see my Catholic School talent show act in 1994 & my Halloween costume in 2019 for reference) it felt only right to put my love into words.
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/an-ode-to-...
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/an-ode-to-...
May 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
As a lifelong Vincent Price stan, (see my Catholic School talent show act in 1994 & my Halloween costume in 2019 for reference) it felt only right to put my love into words.
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/an-ode-to-...
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/an-ode-to-...
What do we think this Pillsbury cookie is supposed to depict?
May 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What do we think this Pillsbury cookie is supposed to depict?
“Andor” really hits home that being a fascist WILL give you perpetual stank face.
May 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Andor” really hits home that being a fascist WILL give you perpetual stank face.
This picture captures exactly how I felt when I thought I was straight.
April 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This picture captures exactly how I felt when I thought I was straight.
I finally made good on my promise to write about the gorgeous bathroom in “What Lies Beneath.” If you’re curious to know what my spooky little brain does with a longer writing format, feel free to gimme a read and subscribe!
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/we-need-to...
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/we-need-to...
April 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I finally made good on my promise to write about the gorgeous bathroom in “What Lies Beneath.” If you’re curious to know what my spooky little brain does with a longer writing format, feel free to gimme a read and subscribe!
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/we-need-to...
andrewduncanfarmer.substack.com/p/we-need-to...
It’s that time of year when I bully my friends into watching this bonkers scene from “Easter Parade” that’s just a slow presentation of hats.
April 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s that time of year when I bully my friends into watching this bonkers scene from “Easter Parade” that’s just a slow presentation of hats.
I remember getting gifted a Guinness Book of World Records book in the year 2001 that had a two page spread about Turkish Oil Wrestling and the images hit me like a gay semi-truck.
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I remember getting gifted a Guinness Book of World Records book in the year 2001 that had a two page spread about Turkish Oil Wrestling and the images hit me like a gay semi-truck.
I can’t tell you how long “Blue’s Clues” had me thinking Paprika was just Salt & Pepper mixed together. I was approved for student loans while I still believed this.
April 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can’t tell you how long “Blue’s Clues” had me thinking Paprika was just Salt & Pepper mixed together. I was approved for student loans while I still believed this.
You know what? Sure, whatever. Let’s add zombies to the mix.
March 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You know what? Sure, whatever. Let’s add zombies to the mix.