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Andrew Altenburg
@andrewaltenburg.bsky.social
Model, cartoonist, corporate event manager, writer, storyteller, comic collector, gay activistish. Find me on Substack - essays and comics: https://andrewaltenburg.substack.com/
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December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my volume is off too and his body language suggests he's jonesing for a line REAL BAD
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
that has the same energy as "you're holding on to your electronics too long and are killing the economy"
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the embodiment of 'you can dish it out but can't take it'
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
sorry: to clarify - Afterlife just ended mid story. it was pretty good though, worth finding - I think it's just 10 issues.... but they are incredibly good (and I'm not a horror comic/movie fan)
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
same with Afterlife with Archie - it just ended. but they were down to one issue a year for the last couple so it wasn't surprising. I totally forgot that there was a Sabrina TV show but I think both shows were so far removed from the comics, I can see how that didn't translate into sales.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm shocked by this given that Riverdale ran for so long - but maybe that show was the culmination of 80 years of publication rather than the launchpad for a new era. They were really making strides on rejuvenating what they do (Afterlife with Archie was SO GOOD) but... sigh, there it is.
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
target doesn't get it and neither does corporate America - a glance through LinkedIn will show you that they'll come up with a hundred reasons why Target has taken a nosedive this year EXCEPT for their policies to exclude people. It's really fascinating watching grown adults be in such denial.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I've been saying this for awhile now - if they revealed themselves to have taken over people body-snatcher style, I wouldn't even blink. given the personality changes many of them have gone through, it would explain a lot. Sadly, it's just bc they're crazy/greedy etc
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if only Chelsea Handler still had a show - that's the one that Kegseth should be a guest on
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"methinks they doth protest too much"
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kegseth is the "Kite Man" of this comic book cabinet.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM