And probably fun!

Do iiiiiiiiit

This now in: Airlines encourage joining the Mile High Club as a healthy form of exercise.

Manitoba and Saskatchewan being forced to wear their 'get along' sweater together again

It succeeded in convincing stock owners for a while that the company is always continually exponentially expanding

And he had the audacity to start the play with a guy giving lengthy exposition while the other character onstage FALLS ASLEEP because it is too boring...

Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”

Pretty sure the idea is to cut visits to parks, and then use that as an excuse to open them up to deforestation, mining, selling off to the highest bidder (in bribes), etc...

A friend of the pigeon?

For me, I request an actor who is clearly at least a foot taller than I am, but is really trying to look smaller.

WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)