Andrew Waite
@andrew.waitesworld.co.uk
Security Bit-Twiddler by day, plastic soldier botherer and paintbrush licker by night.
That certain generation is mine. If I had the wall space, this would 100% be in my kitchen
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
That certain generation is mine. If I had the wall space, this would 100% be in my kitchen
Ready for a day of CloudSec at AWS Re:Inforce Re:Cap darn in that there Londonium
October 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Ready for a day of CloudSec at AWS Re:Inforce Re:Cap darn in that there Londonium
Can’t remember where/when/who I stole this one from, but it has found its way into many presentation slide decks since
September 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Can’t remember where/when/who I stole this one from, but it has found its way into many presentation slide decks since
*was* subbed via Apple, so couldn’t contribute to the load directly.
Still trying to do my bit….
Still trying to do my bit….
September 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
*was* subbed via Apple, so couldn’t contribute to the load directly.
Still trying to do my bit….
Still trying to do my bit….
How the mighty have fallen
#Enshittification at its finest
#Enshittification at its finest
August 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
How the mighty have fallen
#Enshittification at its finest
#Enshittification at its finest
The irony, barely a week after calling out bribes in return for fake TrustPilot reviews, they email to inform that a genuine review for a company that went above and beyond to look after their customer.
Sorry Hachette, I tried to tell the world how awesome you were, but TrustPilot said no....
Sorry Hachette, I tried to tell the world how awesome you were, but TrustPilot said no....
August 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The irony, barely a week after calling out bribes in return for fake TrustPilot reviews, they email to inform that a genuine review for a company that went above and beyond to look after their customer.
Sorry Hachette, I tried to tell the world how awesome you were, but TrustPilot said no....
Sorry Hachette, I tried to tell the world how awesome you were, but TrustPilot said no....
Random spam (lure: @netflix.com renewal failure) hit my inbox this morning whilst I had nothing better to do, so I poked about.
Actually really like this; to sell the con, the landing page is a branded faked @cloudflare.social capture page.
This new, new? Or have I just been aware from analysis?
Actually really like this; to sell the con, the landing page is a branded faked @cloudflare.social capture page.
This new, new? Or have I just been aware from analysis?
August 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Random spam (lure: @netflix.com renewal failure) hit my inbox this morning whilst I had nothing better to do, so I poked about.
Actually really like this; to sell the con, the landing page is a branded faked @cloudflare.social capture page.
This new, new? Or have I just been aware from analysis?
Actually really like this; to sell the con, the landing page is a branded faked @cloudflare.social capture page.
This new, new? Or have I just been aware from analysis?
Not sure how much you can trust TrustPilot when reviews are bought with bribes?…
July 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Not sure how much you can trust TrustPilot when reviews are bought with bribes?…
More market manipulation incoming:
July 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
More market manipulation incoming:
When did @sandiskstorage.bsky.social start making drives out of cardboard (it seems)?
Old faithful has finally started to fail me after many years. Feels solid, robust and reliable.
It’s replacement? Bends when you pick it up… think it’s relegated to a throwaway drive as don’t trust it long term
Old faithful has finally started to fail me after many years. Feels solid, robust and reliable.
It’s replacement? Bends when you pick it up… think it’s relegated to a throwaway drive as don’t trust it long term
July 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When did @sandiskstorage.bsky.social start making drives out of cardboard (it seems)?
Old faithful has finally started to fail me after many years. Feels solid, robust and reliable.
It’s replacement? Bends when you pick it up… think it’s relegated to a throwaway drive as don’t trust it long term
Old faithful has finally started to fail me after many years. Feels solid, robust and reliable.
It’s replacement? Bends when you pick it up… think it’s relegated to a throwaway drive as don’t trust it long term
Morning coffee in hand as normality returns after another great @bsidesleeds.bsky.social
Theme of closing panel discussions was Community - for me, encapsulated by meeting Mr Awkward Hugs himself @jaysonstreet.bsky.social IRL ~2 decades after sharing random various messages in online forums
Theme of closing panel discussions was Community - for me, encapsulated by meeting Mr Awkward Hugs himself @jaysonstreet.bsky.social IRL ~2 decades after sharing random various messages in online forums
June 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Morning coffee in hand as normality returns after another great @bsidesleeds.bsky.social
Theme of closing panel discussions was Community - for me, encapsulated by meeting Mr Awkward Hugs himself @jaysonstreet.bsky.social IRL ~2 decades after sharing random various messages in online forums
Theme of closing panel discussions was Community - for me, encapsulated by meeting Mr Awkward Hugs himself @jaysonstreet.bsky.social IRL ~2 decades after sharing random various messages in online forums
At least the birthday boy got to play pretend soldier with his new tanks.
June 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
At least the birthday boy got to play pretend soldier with his new tanks.
1million percent…..
Does anyone even bother opening the article when grandpa trumpet threatens a new tariff these days?
You know it’ll be both ineffective, and reversed whenever the next squirrel passes the Oval Office to distract him
Threat of 50% tariff on EU - www.ft.com/content/db77...
Does anyone even bother opening the article when grandpa trumpet threatens a new tariff these days?
You know it’ll be both ineffective, and reversed whenever the next squirrel passes the Oval Office to distract him
Threat of 50% tariff on EU - www.ft.com/content/db77...
May 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
1million percent…..
Does anyone even bother opening the article when grandpa trumpet threatens a new tariff these days?
You know it’ll be both ineffective, and reversed whenever the next squirrel passes the Oval Office to distract him
Threat of 50% tariff on EU - www.ft.com/content/db77...
Does anyone even bother opening the article when grandpa trumpet threatens a new tariff these days?
You know it’ll be both ineffective, and reversed whenever the next squirrel passes the Oval Office to distract him
Threat of 50% tariff on EU - www.ft.com/content/db77...
Happy to depressed in two emails.
Why do folks still trust Evri to deliver? I might as well start writing the complaint email now, every delivery fails.
Why do folks still trust Evri to deliver? I might as well start writing the complaint email now, every delivery fails.
May 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy to depressed in two emails.
Why do folks still trust Evri to deliver? I might as well start writing the complaint email now, every delivery fails.
Why do folks still trust Evri to deliver? I might as well start writing the complaint email now, every delivery fails.
As I get older, there’s less things in life that I fear.
But some things still send a shiver down my spine with gnawing sense of dread and impending doom….
But some things still send a shiver down my spine with gnawing sense of dread and impending doom….
May 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
As I get older, there’s less things in life that I fear.
But some things still send a shiver down my spine with gnawing sense of dread and impending doom….
But some things still send a shiver down my spine with gnawing sense of dread and impending doom….
