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Says it’s still good tho
Closeup of the bag of delicious beef jerky which clearly states that it’s best by 02-03-27.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🖕🏼

#travel #photography #fuckafd
“FCK AFD” written in white paint on a parking payment kiosk. “FCK NZS” sticker on a wall with various other stickers around it. “FUCK AFD” tag written in black marker on a white sticker that’s affixed to another parking payment kiosk. “FUCK AFD!” tag in red marker on a metal sign advertising for NetCologne telecommunications.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🐾🩰

#travel #photography
A black dog with a red collar looks over his shoulder amid a patch of wild grass. A man sweeping the top deck of a cruise ship silhouetted against a tall reflective skyscraper in the background. Pinkish-gold ballet pointe shoes dangling in the front window of a dance studio. A couple and their dog walking along the harbor, silhouetted against the turbulent water of the Rhein.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Scenes from Köln (cont’d) 🐦

#travel #photography
Silhouette of a bird flying over the gothic spires of the Kölner Dom. Silhouette of a bird flying over the gothic spires of the Kölner Dom with pink and blue clouds in the background. Birds sitting on a line of rope that is mooring a small ship to the harbor. Birds perched atop various posts and structures of a steel ship dock in the harbor.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Scenes from Köln 🎄🍷

#travel #photography
Gothic cathedral spires silhouetted against a cold grey sky. A four-piece band on stage surrounded by a canopy of warm yellow string lights and huge Christmas trees on either side of the stage. Das Glockenspiel des Ratsturms, a high tower with ornate windows and spirals, lit up from below and surrounded by the city lights at night. Kölner Dom, a massive gothic cathedral, lit up from below at night as people with umbrellas gather around its base.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Bilbo Baggins saying “After all, why not? Why not one more YouTube video?”
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Animatronic Walt Disney in all its unholy glory.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Mr. Collins at the dinner table saying “It’s many years since I’ve had such an exemplary podcast.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I dunno why Stranger Things is at the top lol 🤷🏽‍♂️
Mobile screenshot of my Netflix queue
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Frankie Cosmos at Bitterzoet 🌌
Greta on bass and singing into a microphone, lit by blue spotlights on all sides. Katie on keys and singing into a microphone, backlit by a purple spotlight.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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YELLE at Ancienne Belgique 💃
YELLE in a hooded cloak holding a microphone, silhouetted against a dark backdrop with white dots and three intersecting spotlights. YELLE striking a pose on a steel trestle platform, illuminated from behind by bright white footlights. YELLE mid-strut and singing into a microphone against a bright greenish-yellow background. YELLE singing into a microphone backlit by an orange spotlight.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Edging forward - This phrase describes inch-by-inch progress and was first used in the 17th century, typically in nautical contexts and referring to slow advance by means of repeated small tacking movements.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Men only want one thing and it’s Gabriel Byrne’s overcoat in MILLER’S CROSSING.
Gabriel Byrne looking cool as fuck in a wool overcoat with his arm casually hanging off the back of a chair. Gabriel Byrne looking cool as fuck in a wool overcoat and felted wool hat as he walks through the woods.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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It depends on the size of the dishwasher. These drawer-style dishwashers integrate into smaller spaces and hold up to 6 place settings:

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Overhead view of a dishwasher full of dishes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I hope your Bluesky results come back negative. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone!
A row of symbols and characters, including an icon of a butterfly that looks like the Bluesky logo.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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NOS is also keeping a running tally of the seats gained/lost so far.

app.nos.nl/nieuws/tk2025/
A bar chart showing seats gained and lost since the previous election in 2023, with D66 gaining 17 seats and PVV losing 11 seats.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Discover feed serendipity:
OP’s post immediately followed by a post from the WebDesignMuseum celebrating the 34th anniversary of HTML tags.
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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According to this, 22% of their voters moved to D66:

app.nos.nl/nieuws/tk2025/
A data visualization showing how GL-PvdA voters from 2023 voted in today’s election, with 60% staying with the party, 22% voting for D66, 6% not voting, and the remaining votes split among several other parties.
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The hip, cool HBO show:
Poster art for the show “Arli$$”
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This is a good look for you, but I think you need this t-shirt I owned in the 90s to complete the fit.
White t-shirt with a sneaky Bart Simpson saying “I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything!”
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Scenes from Manchester (cont’d) 🐝

Manchester’s industrial history made it street photography heaven, with interesting details on every corner.

These shots along the Castlefield Viaduct look black-and-white, but they’re not—that’s just how the light was on the day.

#travel #photography
A plump black spider in the center of its web, silhouetted against a cold grey sky. A sliver of light cutting through the dark underside of the steel railway along the viaduct. An access ladder with steel hoops encircling it to the top of a large platform, silhouetted against the cold grey sky. A steel lattice, a grated platform, and bunches of leaves growing over the side of the viaduct are silhouetted against the cold grey sky.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Scenes from Manchester (cont’d) 🐝

#travel #photography
A man dressed in black walking past an open archway in a dingy brick wall. A rectangular blue street sign that has been covered with a yellow sticker featuring an illustration of an eye with a bright pink “X” through it, illuminated by the unsettling glow of a street lamp. A man sitting at the bottom of concrete steps looking at his phone, framed by black steel posts that are fastened to the upper level of the concrete. Six shelves filled with liquor bottles and illuminated from behind by warm yellow light, seen through a floor-to-ceiling plate glass window.
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Scenes from Manchester (cont’d) 🐝

#travel #photography
A steel ladder leading from the edge of the canal bank down to the water, which has been bolted into the side of the moss-covered stone wall. A nearby building is reflected on the surface of the shimmering water. An official-looking council sign with red letters that reads “WARNING ANTI-VANDAL PAINT”, part of which has been broken off, with the remaining part covered in graffiti. A man wearing all black walking along a grey footpath set within a green grass lawn, trailed by his little white dog. Two giant steel lattices on either side of a patch of wild grass, with a series of horizontal steel beams connecting the lattices along the top, creating a tunnel effect into the far distance.
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Time to dig up old tapes of Roundhouse.
A bunch of 90’s-era goofs standing inside a cardboard cutout of a television set.
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Scenes from Manchester 🐝

#travel #photography
A tiny white dog looks out at the street, just outside of an arched doorway, which has two hanging baskets either side of the door, with an orange pumpkin in each basket. An illustration of a bee has been painted on the side of the building. A red brick building with black pipes and white windows forming asymmetrical shapes all over the side of it, like an abstract painting. A bright yellow Starling Bank-branded bicycle upside-down and under water in the canal, surrounded by shiny aluminum cans. Columns of windows from a nearby building are reflected on the surface of the water. Underside view of a lamppost, framed by a tall, shadowy building and a bright white sky.
October 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM