Andrea
@andrealizc.bsky.social
Restless spirit on an endless flight. LP 💕 Rainbow flavoured. 🏳️🌈 dog mama - 🍔+🍑🐾 cast iron frying pan fangirl. 🍳
There’s a difference between passing something off because you’re drowning at work and passing something off because you’re lazy.
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
There’s a difference between passing something off because you’re drowning at work and passing something off because you’re lazy.
Why does SeaWheeze have to be a half? I wish I could convince myself to run that much
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Why does SeaWheeze have to be a half? I wish I could convince myself to run that much
I’m not saying I’ve peaked as a Pilates instructor, but having a room full of fellow millennials belting out the thong song while I tortured them was pretty epic.
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I’m not saying I’ve peaked as a Pilates instructor, but having a room full of fellow millennials belting out the thong song while I tortured them was pretty epic.
That feeling when the Botox starts to do its thing 🥰
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
That feeling when the Botox starts to do its thing 🥰
Wedding venue is booked 💃
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Wedding venue is booked 💃
olden retrievers are such weird little guys
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
olden retrievers are such weird little guys
This champagne is tasting like I might buy something expensive or book a flight
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 AM
This champagne is tasting like I might buy something expensive or book a flight
I will be channeling my inner woo-woo this evening and walking around my apartment with a glass of champagne and some palo santo to send any lingering bad energy on its way. 💨🥂
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I will be channeling my inner woo-woo this evening and walking around my apartment with a glass of champagne and some palo santo to send any lingering bad energy on its way. 💨🥂
We gotta set the tone for the Jims so that the Jims can set the tone for us
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We gotta set the tone for the Jims so that the Jims can set the tone for us
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Nothing that happens between Christmas Eve and January 2nd should count
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Nothing that happens between Christmas Eve and January 2nd should count
Unless it’s for Botox or travel, miss me with your Boxing Day sale emails.
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Unless it’s for Botox or travel, miss me with your Boxing Day sale emails.
Happy Shoresy season 5 day to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy Shoresy season 5 day to all who celebrate
Forgot my digestive enzymes and probiotic at home when I went to see my parents and man, I am paying for it. This is your 30s.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Forgot my digestive enzymes and probiotic at home when I went to see my parents and man, I am paying for it. This is your 30s.
I love having unhinged, NSFW conversations first thing on a Monday morning with @thedinklife.bsky.social 😂
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I love having unhinged, NSFW conversations first thing on a Monday morning with @thedinklife.bsky.social 😂
Eggnog and coke as a dirty soda is just too far
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eggnog and coke as a dirty soda is just too far
Of course Miranda Priestly comes blowing into the office in a pair of red Valentino rockstud pumps in devil wears prada 2. Rockstuds are one of the most iconic shoes of all time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Of course Miranda Priestly comes blowing into the office in a pair of red Valentino rockstud pumps in devil wears prada 2. Rockstuds are one of the most iconic shoes of all time.
I very unironically want a 2025 version of Calabria 2008.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I very unironically want a 2025 version of Calabria 2008.
I will pay the delivery fees and tip on Instacart most times if it means I don’t have to physically go to Costco.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I will pay the delivery fees and tip on Instacart most times if it means I don’t have to physically go to Costco.
Applauding someone for doing the absolute bare minimum as a spouse, member of a household or parent is like applauding a fish for figuring out how to swim.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Applauding someone for doing the absolute bare minimum as a spouse, member of a household or parent is like applauding a fish for figuring out how to swim.
The White Girl Dance guy is in Vancouver tomorrow and Friday and you better believe I’ll be looking for him on my lunch.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The White Girl Dance guy is in Vancouver tomorrow and Friday and you better believe I’ll be looking for him on my lunch.
Coworker: put a pin in this file for now
My brain: Perfect, say less
My brain: Perfect, say less
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Coworker: put a pin in this file for now
My brain: Perfect, say less
My brain: Perfect, say less
I took a melatonin and barely slept last night so if I don’t crash hard soon I’m going to be very disappointed
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I took a melatonin and barely slept last night so if I don’t crash hard soon I’m going to be very disappointed
Reposted by Andrea
My brain somehow couldn’t decide between saying no problem and you’re welcome, and naturally it chose to spit out “your problem!”
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My brain somehow couldn’t decide between saying no problem and you’re welcome, and naturally it chose to spit out “your problem!”
Love is blind girl: “I feel like I can be serious with him”
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Love is blind girl: “I feel like I can be serious with him”
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂