Andrea Carr
andreacpa0.bsky.social
Andrea Carr
@andreacpa0.bsky.social
very dramatic tax accountant
oahu hawaii
you know what's non-negotiable?

this check, apparently.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
passive activity is an oxymoron
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
some times i'll refer to my hand as a forklift
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
carrybacks only result in looking back in anger
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i took on a client who sold hard to find books and i should have known better
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
ur telling me stagflation doesn’t involve stags…or flation?
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i go back and forth on keeping this oscillating fan business as a client
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
you know every time an IRS letter contains the words “thank you” i don’t believe them
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i like that taylor swift has us all looking up Hamlet

shakespeare would be proud
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i like when the IRS sends me a 1 page letter that says it’s gonna take them 60 days to read my 1 page letter
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Andrea Carr
Arrrgggghhhh
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i feel like we should make a wish every time the clock shows a notable IRC code section
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
uproar?

i’m more of a downroarer
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i’d quiet quit but i’m not known for doing anything quietly
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
did you hear about the IRS audit of the ship builder?

its gonna be rough seize ahead
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
people attending Hawaii Tax Institute. any interest in a TaxTwitter dinner meet up tomorrow, Wed November 5?
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the tax came to 67 and i don’t know what that means
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Question: in what year was your LLC organized?

Answer: my LLC has never been organized
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i don’t like commitment. that’s why i always start with a trial balance.
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
why did the accountant's house have so many doors?

accountants love a good entry
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
why are accountants reluctant to get divorced?

because they love to reconcile
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
can i butter my payroll
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i do a lot of crunches

number crunches.
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*basic bitch but with a touch of asian is how i would best describe myself
October 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
it is a little weird that its approximately the same flight time and cost for me to fly to denver as it is for me to fly to tokyo

so i already did denver this year, so i guess i'm going to tokyo...in 4 days
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM