Andorchadas 🏳️⚧️
@andorchadas.bsky.social
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Artist
Nihilist
Leftist
Self-loathing Aussie
Very pretentious
29/06/2024
Artist
Nihilist
Leftist
Self-loathing Aussie
Very pretentious
29/06/2024
I've been spending my late twenties as the vegetarian goth girl that I couldn't be in high school.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've been spending my late twenties as the vegetarian goth girl that I couldn't be in high school.
*Casually throwing on my DBZ cap and glancing at my reflection*
"Oh, my god... I make a cute tomboy!"
"Oh, my god... I make a cute tomboy!"
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
*Casually throwing on my DBZ cap and glancing at my reflection*
"Oh, my god... I make a cute tomboy!"
"Oh, my god... I make a cute tomboy!"
Australian English is the worst English.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Australian English is the worst English.
I care more for what movies someone likes than what car they drive.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I care more for what movies someone likes than what car they drive.
I bought the Casual Vacancy years ago and I think I'll finally read it and see how bad it is
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I bought the Casual Vacancy years ago and I think I'll finally read it and see how bad it is
I thought estrogen was supposed to make you gain weight! Why is this so hard?!?! 😭
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I thought estrogen was supposed to make you gain weight! Why is this so hard?!?! 😭
If you ask me, the smartest thing Homer ever says wasn't "barking up the wrong Bush", but rather "show's over, Shakespeare".
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you ask me, the smartest thing Homer ever says wasn't "barking up the wrong Bush", but rather "show's over, Shakespeare".
Embarrassing moment. Went to a laser technician, she saw my "Nevermore" tattoo and instead of first recognising it as Edgar Allan Poe or even Wednesday, she thought it was from Harry Potter 🤦♀️
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Embarrassing moment. Went to a laser technician, she saw my "Nevermore" tattoo and instead of first recognising it as Edgar Allan Poe or even Wednesday, she thought it was from Harry Potter 🤦♀️
If there was a movie based on my father, it'd probably be titled "Help! My S** is a Leftist".
This wouldn't be a comedy either.
This wouldn't be a comedy either.
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If there was a movie based on my father, it'd probably be titled "Help! My S** is a Leftist".
This wouldn't be a comedy either.
This wouldn't be a comedy either.
ハッピーハロウィン！！
Happy Halloween!!
Happy Halloween!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
ハッピーハロウィン！！
Happy Halloween!!
Happy Halloween!!
I have bought a Sailor Senshi costume and I have the perfect hair to be Sailor Mars
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I have bought a Sailor Senshi costume and I have the perfect hair to be Sailor Mars
I think what I hate most about daylight savings is the extra sunscreen I have to apply.
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I think what I hate most about daylight savings is the extra sunscreen I have to apply.
Ten movies to get to know me
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ten movies to get to know me
As I develop as an artist, the more I appreciate Homer Simpson's line "these guys are geniuses. I could never think of anything like soup or a pencil". At first, it's just Homer being Homer, but to me, it says there's a skill to seeing the potential in something as mundane as say soup or a pencil.
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
As I develop as an artist, the more I appreciate Homer Simpson's line "these guys are geniuses. I could never think of anything like soup or a pencil". At first, it's just Homer being Homer, but to me, it says there's a skill to seeing the potential in something as mundane as say soup or a pencil.
Here he is hiding under my bed.
October 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Here he is hiding under my bed.
My poor kitty. He gets so scared of the sizzling sound when I fry vegetables.
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
My poor kitty. He gets so scared of the sizzling sound when I fry vegetables.
If you're an artist and someone calls you insane, you're doing something right.
October 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you're an artist and someone calls you insane, you're doing something right.
I wish "good morning" wasn't a standard greeting. Some of us hate the sun. And it's even worse, if you must start before the sun even rises.
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wish "good morning" wasn't a standard greeting. Some of us hate the sun. And it's even worse, if you must start before the sun even rises.
Genuinely still beautiful all these years later.
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Genuinely still beautiful all these years later.
Fuck YouTube for putting subscription buttons under ads! I can't even accidentally like the screen the wrong way without having to fix something
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Fuck YouTube for putting subscription buttons under ads! I can't even accidentally like the screen the wrong way without having to fix something
Surprise! A selfie... okay some
October 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Surprise! A selfie... okay some
Leo, why do you insist on lying on my collar bone?
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Leo, why do you insist on lying on my collar bone?
Want to feel old? When this film is released, more time will have passed between the release of The Simpsons movie and this than the amount of time between the first episode of The Simpsons and The Simpsons Movie...
Homer's coming back for seconds when an all-new The Simpsons movie arrives in theaters on July 23, 2027! bit.ly/4nuy8mg
September 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Want to feel old? When this film is released, more time will have passed between the release of The Simpsons movie and this than the amount of time between the first episode of The Simpsons and The Simpsons Movie...
It can sometimes be bothersome for queer people to interact with their parents, but some of our fathers are actual Nazis. Which is just unpleasant.
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It can sometimes be bothersome for queer people to interact with their parents, but some of our fathers are actual Nazis. Which is just unpleasant.