Get a job! Stay away from her!

(Bodying Penn students in their giant packs until they take the hint)

Nice cool let the war commence in that case

There’s a big marine corps celebration happening at the Battleship NJ

Up Around the Riverbend??????? Sounds like AJ is trying to communicate that his time here is UP

I am a habitual ankle breaker, I’ve broken sprained or twisted my ankle literally dozens of times in my life, and I have never seen an ankle look like THAT

So many neighbors pitched in to help me grab this baby and also scream go birds at me, I love Philadelphia