got called D1 of my job today by a trainee .... all bc I said I've been working there for 2 years !! my manager has been there for almost 6 !!

my job has me here on a Saturday morning before the homecoming football game as if people are going to show up at any point.... I haven't had a single customer that doesn't also work here ☹️☹️

kitty meow meow on my lap bc of heated blanket or bc she love me (it's bc of heated blanket) (I don't care I love it anyway)

If you don’t want to read Agatha Christie together by candlelight whilst sharing tea and scones in a humble cottage in the Scottish Highlands during a raging storm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time."

nearly shit myself when my cat started stumbling around like she was dizzy then found her food thrown up on the floor with more wobbling only to find out her little kitty tummy couldn't handle the different food my mil bought today

it went from Deftones to Justin Timberlake then right back to the regular rap meanwhile the volume is on a rollercoaster of its own bruh someone save us

whoever on the aux at work is going through something I know these customers are confused as hell

dnd campaign where I DM and it's my wife (f22) as a human who gets isekai'd into fantasy world and shenanigans with two lil creatures, her two youngest siblings (m17, f13)

I've somehow survived and only narrowly approached crashout oclock

so far so good 30 mins left on the clock until crashout central

god help me I have to close by myself as all the competent people leave an hour beforehand..... and there's NSO (I work on a college campus) 😔😔😔 pray for me