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the flatter your shit, the less flippable it is. learned that from battle bots
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Timothée Elephant
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Herman’s nude pics
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
clickin on pics
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
taking a limo to the nearest in-network emergency room because it’s cheaper than driving myself
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
uncle earth
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
just a couple more weeks
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
im dreaming of a tight christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
how is everyone named ‘mads’ now??
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
someone else’s cottage cheese
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
tiny tim is having a renaissance
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Optimal Primus
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
buying eggs at 7-11!
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
quirky gen-xer
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
crust fund
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the predator has trauma
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ford Exploder
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
bisexua
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my buns are on the swedish
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
federal troops have been deployed to west hollywood to curb illegal usage of gas blowers
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
deviled egg hot dog
September 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have intergenerational IBS
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
looking for an excuse to rock
July 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
what if the french started eating brie “american style” (with the crusts cut off)
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM