Andy Anderjack
@anderjack.bsky.social
he/him/his
Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏
Portland, OR
Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏
Portland, OR
Oh I'm coming alright!
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Oh I'm coming alright!
I would beard you. 😈
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I would beard you. 😈
You're very sweet! 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You're very sweet! 🥰
I'd be happy to see your cute face a little more often. 😘
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'd be happy to see your cute face a little more often. 😘
I'm a fan of this kind of six-pack.
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm a fan of this kind of six-pack.
Putting the D in "rowdy"? 😉
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Putting the D in "rowdy"? 😉
You look so cozy. 🥰
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You look so cozy. 🥰
If I was there in person, you wouldn't have to beat off. 😉
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If I was there in person, you wouldn't have to beat off. 😉
Was it this guy?
a woman is sleeping in a bed with a lamp and a blanket
ALT: a woman is sleeping in a bed with a lamp and a blanket
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Was it this guy?
That welcome mat just above your ass crack is really doing it for me. 🥵
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That welcome mat just above your ass crack is really doing it for me. 🥵
What I wouldn't give to feel your tongue slither up and down my throbbing shaft.
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What I wouldn't give to feel your tongue slither up and down my throbbing shaft.
I bet it would feel amazing to slip inside. 🍆
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I bet it would feel amazing to slip inside. 🍆
Damn, this never gets old!
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Damn, this never gets old!
Now I have that B-52's song in my head. 😅
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Now I have that B-52's song in my head. 😅
Perfect home for my morning wood. Woof!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Perfect home for my morning wood. Woof!
Reposting seven old posts within the span of just a few minutes is... a little much. They're hot pics, but I gotta unfollow so the rest of my feed isn't swamped out. 🙁
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposting seven old posts within the span of just a few minutes is... a little much. They're hot pics, but I gotta unfollow so the rest of my feed isn't swamped out. 🙁
When it comes to Internet freedom, I would like to think that Pandora's box was flung wide open decades ago, and try as they might, they'll never take it away from us in any lasting way... I hope I'm not proven wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When it comes to Internet freedom, I would like to think that Pandora's box was flung wide open decades ago, and try as they might, they'll never take it away from us in any lasting way... I hope I'm not proven wrong.
It's weird and so pointlessly shitty. And also, it sometimes has a weird energy of "no really, I'm totes gay, I swear!", as if no one will believe them? I just don't get it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's weird and so pointlessly shitty. And also, it sometimes has a weird energy of "no really, I'm totes gay, I swear!", as if no one will believe them? I just don't get it.
100%, if someone questioned THEIR choice to share some thought online, they would cry crocodile tears about cancel culture trampling on their precious free speech rights.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
100%, if someone questioned THEIR choice to share some thought online, they would cry crocodile tears about cancel culture trampling on their precious free speech rights.
Down my throat please? 👉👈
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Down my throat please? 👉👈