Chicago Area Man
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The Chicago Wolves are a professional hockey team
Hot girls looking at these superior feeling dudes and telling them they & their hobbies are fucking stupid is unfortunately probably part of what drove so much "A.I. Innovation."
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Hot girls looking at these superior feeling dudes and telling them they & their hobbies are fucking stupid is unfortunately probably part of what drove so much "A.I. Innovation."
I can see this happening in the back room of AliveOne or something like that.
February 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I can see this happening in the back room of AliveOne or something like that.
It's 6 and it's not even close. That's not a strong opinion, that's a fact. If you go to Florida for spring break in college, they don't allow you to participate in drinking games if you're from University of Wisconsin because it's unfair. (My cousin found this out for himself.)
February 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It's 6 and it's not even close. That's not a strong opinion, that's a fact. If you go to Florida for spring break in college, they don't allow you to participate in drinking games if you're from University of Wisconsin because it's unfair. (My cousin found this out for himself.)
I am simply not meant to understand all of the wonderfully tapestry that makes up all of human desire, and that's okay.
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I am simply not meant to understand all of the wonderfully tapestry that makes up all of human desire, and that's okay.
Glad these guys wrote something for those of us who can only experience three dimensions.
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Glad these guys wrote something for those of us who can only experience three dimensions.
Grandkids: "How can you tell grandma? Is it your arthritic joints?"
Grandma, thinking about the time 60 years ago that she got Eiffel Towered in the cornfield behind the barn as the clouds rolled in & it started to drizzle, the clouds she never forgot that looked much the same as today: "Yes."
Grandma, thinking about the time 60 years ago that she got Eiffel Towered in the cornfield behind the barn as the clouds rolled in & it started to drizzle, the clouds she never forgot that looked much the same as today: "Yes."
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Grandkids: "How can you tell grandma? Is it your arthritic joints?"
Grandma, thinking about the time 60 years ago that she got Eiffel Towered in the cornfield behind the barn as the clouds rolled in & it started to drizzle, the clouds she never forgot that looked much the same as today: "Yes."
Grandma, thinking about the time 60 years ago that she got Eiffel Towered in the cornfield behind the barn as the clouds rolled in & it started to drizzle, the clouds she never forgot that looked much the same as today: "Yes."
Pressing the wrong button on the phone app for my shoes (required for functionality) and turning my ankles into flamingo knee joints against my will with a whirring, gutteral, repeated snapping that drowns out the sounds of my screaming.
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Pressing the wrong button on the phone app for my shoes (required for functionality) and turning my ankles into flamingo knee joints against my will with a whirring, gutteral, repeated snapping that drowns out the sounds of my screaming.
"I'd hit it out of the park, with all due respect." is the craziest thing I've ever heard an NBA commentator say on live TV.
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"I'd hit it out of the park, with all due respect." is the craziest thing I've ever heard an NBA commentator say on live TV.
On the contrary, I am of the suspect belief that only autistic people can be hot.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
On the contrary, I am of the suspect belief that only autistic people can be hot.
Guy in the brown hoodie turned the cameraman's lights off for showing up to an Anti-ICE protest with a huge pro-cop sign & shouting "I love ICE" in the face of the protesters.
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Guy in the brown hoodie turned the cameraman's lights off for showing up to an Anti-ICE protest with a huge pro-cop sign & shouting "I love ICE" in the face of the protesters.
From Chicago to the World, our gift to you.
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
From Chicago to the World, our gift to you.
I don't do old math. I only do new math. Addition has been around for centuries. How helpful could it be today?
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I don't do old math. I only do new math. Addition has been around for centuries. How helpful could it be today?
They're so close to understanding, and so very far away.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
They're so close to understanding, and so very far away.
Compressed to death, his life was limited.
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Compressed to death, his life was limited.
"Can I smell your baby?" is something I did not understand until I had kids. Gotta get them while they're still ripe in that amneotic fluid.
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"Can I smell your baby?" is something I did not understand until I had kids. Gotta get them while they're still ripe in that amneotic fluid.
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was just struck over the head, cartoon mallet-style, by how, not six years ago, this party’s leaders were posting nonstop racist fearmongering about “bat soup” in China, and now,,
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
was just struck over the head, cartoon mallet-style, by how, not six years ago, this party’s leaders were posting nonstop racist fearmongering about “bat soup” in China, and now,,
? Mysterio(n)us.
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
? Mysterio(n)us.
