Every time I think I'm close to done with this Canach port I really do just *edits to make him fatter* *edits to make him fatter* *edits to make him fatter* *edits t

Aw yeah we're going places

I'm already lost as all get-out hopping into a Dungeons & Dragons game as is, but that was the icing on the cake for me. I was so caught off guard by how instantly I blew up that I wasn't even mad. There was a scarlet macaw named Tweet at the entryway of the room, too.

Before anyone comments yes I know he won't last that long when he smells like that, I'm just not gonna completely doom and will mourn sensibly so his exit won't be as agonizing.

But. BUT. One thing that has never happened to me on FFXIV is getting disconnected at the very end of the worst jump puzzle known to man, then logging back in to see myself across the water from where the thing starts. This isn't anger. This is just despair. Put-your-head-in-your-hands despair.

The only thing coming between her and absolutely pummeling Canach into the mattress aside from no rip is waiting for Endobelles to pick out the strap that'll empty his head the most