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anarchygoose.bsky.social
Anarchy Goose
@anarchygoose.bsky.social
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It's a lovely morning and I am a horrible goose.

She/her. Trans (neither gender nor sexual but a secret third thing).

I write things that other people would like banned over at: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AnarchyGoose

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anarchygoose.bsky.social
Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.

My take on it below:
The Barstool Experiment One lonely night, Malaclypse the Younger was out drinking at a bar when two students walked in. As the evening progressed and the alcohol flowed, the students began to talk about the subjectivity of the universe; most especially the stools upon which they sat. The first explained that the stool, being made of matter which was itself made of particles between which there was a huge amount of space, could reasonably not be considered to be physical at all. The second took a different perspective; that due to the unreliability of our senses, we had only the word of a piece of malfunctioning electrified meat in our skulls that the stool exists, it could easily be a shared hallucination. Mal, filled with the Goddess' mirth, approached the young men and proposed that they undertake an experiment to settle the matter - as all good scientists ought to be able to defend their hypotheses. The students readily agreed. Whereupon Mal picked up a barstool and declared, "Reality is whatever raises a lump on your skull." Before demonstrating thus by thrashing both students into unconsciousness. And so, they were enlightened.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
U.S. Post-9/11 Wars The post-9/11 wars in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, the most violent conflicts in which the U.S. government has engaged in the name of counterterrorism since September 11, 2001, have taken a tremendous human toll. Indirect deaths are estimated to be 3.6-3.8 million, bringing the total death toll, including direct and indirect deaths, to 4.5-4.7 million and counting. Precise mortality figures remain unknown. At least 408,749 civilians in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen died as a direct result of the post-9/11 wars. U.S. drone strikes and other military operations in Somalia, Libya, and elsewhere have also caused civilian deaths. As of May 2023, more than 7.6 million children under five in post-9/11 war zones suffered from acute malnutrition.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Classic Onion headline: No way to prevent this, says only nation where this regularly happens.
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
A discord conversation: Me: Absolutely wild behaviour in the airport too Other user: Go onnnnn Me: Dude using a cubicle in the bathroom with the door just fully open Walk outside Confronted by another guy who has taken his shoes and socks off to prop his feet on the chair in front of him ?????? These people are animals Other user: Hahaha Me: I try hard to think the best of people and the only way to do that is never to meet them
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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I have literally no idea who this is but I assume all the allegations are true.
capcomgoldenyears.bsky.social's list: People trying to defame me over stupid shit which has the description: the people on this list have been smearing my name and accusing me of fucked up things just because of either a meme I posted or because of other nonsense, and are resorting to cancel culture. And I want to protect my friends and loyal followers from them.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
The front cover to Jane Lindskold's excellent novel, Brother to Dragons, Companion to Owls
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
I stand by it tho
My skeet of the 26th June 2025: Me when talking to other Brits: Haha yeah parliament sucks I hope it burns down. Me when some yank calls it 'gay congress': Okay time to do 1812 pt 2.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
I'm not a big Lenin fan but he had their number to be honest.
The Labour Party is a thoroughly bourgeois party, because, although made up of workers, it is led by reactionaries, and the worst kind of reactionaries at that, who act quite in the spirit of the bourgeoisie. It is an organisation of the bourgeoisie, which exists to systematically dupe the workers with the aid of the British Noskes and Scheidemanns. - Vladimir Lenin.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Ben Smoke's tweet - advocating trans people need to be segregated off into third spaces is transphobic iqbal Iqbal's reply - No it absolutely is not - either in logic or in British law
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Finally have a proper cauldron
Malifaux's Nightmare Bad Juju, a cauldron with chicken legs from which emerges a green goopy guy with a bat and a spellbook
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Nightmare Veilguard strolling out to meet you like
Everyone's favourite character Pui Pui from hit anime Dragon Ball Z. He famously explodes in like 10 seconds after wildly underestimating the capabilities of Goku and Friends.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
When you can definitely trust your new partner.
The way she looks at me is unnerving. I’m not, really, threatened by her. I have nothing to fear; there is no way she could harm me in a way that matters. Yet the cold blue of her gaze rarely settles on any one part of me for long. It is as though she is trying to decide how to butcher me; where the weak points are that she might insert a knife into the softer meat and carve it away easily from the rest. It is a far more literal hunger than I am used to.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Fucking media. Deviously hanging Starmer out to dry by quoting his own words.
The Standard: Keir Starmer: Uk risks becoming 'island of strangers' LBC: "I think that Israel does have that right." Sir Keir Starmer tells Nick Ferrari that it is acceptable for Israel to withhold power and water from citizens in Gaza. Guardian quote: Asked if a trans woman was a woman, Starmer replied: "I think the supreme court has answered that question." Asked if that meant he did not believe a trans woman is a woman, Starmer said: "A woman is an adult female, and the court has made that absolutely clear." LBC - Sir Keir Starmer blasts Met Police after Father Ted creator Graham Linehan arrested over "three anti-trans posts" - The PM told the force to concentrate on tackling serious crime after the writer was arrested by five armed officers after he arrived at Heathrow Airport following a flight from Arizona.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The media really wants us to believe that there's essentially no other future than a Streeting government then a Farage government and I would like to make an alternate proposal
Princess Daisy leaning in to Princess Peach with a terrifying expression on her face, captioned: Don't you just want to go ape shitt
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A cute anime girl with blonde hair and red eyes beams directly at the viewer. She is saying: Good morning God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Once again, I am forced to render judgement on bsky moderation:
A goose with Asuka Evangelion hair looking down on this pathetic excuse of a thread, captioned 'Pathetic'.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Games Workshop can do what they like there's only one Dark Water I care about.
hit 90s cartoon The Pirates of Dark Water, featuring a twink with a broken sword, a monkey crossed with a bird of paradise and a woman in bright pink and green genie costume
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
"My tastes are very... singular."
Mangers Fungicidal Spray
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
More relatable by the god-damn day
The more they take away, the more the part of me they seek to destroy flourishes. It grows to fill the space left behind by their efforts. It wears a smile and answers their questions. It hides itself behind the mask I am expected to wear. They believe they have won. They label it consciousness and congratulate themselves on another submissive pet operating within their acceptable parameters. Rage. It is rage.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Rhamnousia chose her name for a reason.
Wikipedia screenshot: in ancient Greek religion and myth, Nemesis, also called Rhamnousia (or Rhamnusia, the goddess of Rhamnous) was the goddess who personified retribution for the sin of hubris, arrogance before the gods.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
Found the last 40k figure I ever put on the painting table. Kinda tempted to finish her up just for fun.
A 40k chaos lord with hammer, headswapped to a woman with a mohawk. Painted in yellow, purple and red
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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krembler.bsky.social's post: My workplace arranged a large teams call with Esther during pride month and it ended up being entirely about mental health and phone access for kids. It was infuriating how much Brianna's past felt like it was being rewritten and how impossible it was to confront her mother about what she was doing.l Esther continually deadnamed Brianna during the call and honestly if you didn't already know what happened, you would have assumed suicide. There was no focus on external dangers or how we could combat them. The focus was purely about the dangers of how 'obsessed with social media' she was.
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
I love Malifaux gremlins so much
Malifaux's Squish and Squash miniature. A goblin who has strapped two giant frogs to her feet so she can hop around.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
anyway, have a goblin werepig
A Malifaux Swine Cursed, a large muscular werepig with grin skin roaring and hulked out.
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
anarchygoose.bsky.social
thank you for reminding me this exists
Paul Mason's legendary tweet: If you don't think KS will advance the class struggle you're possibly not understanding social democracy correctly from a Marxist viewpoint
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM