Clark bike lane in Edgewater was plowed yesterday and of course I only found this out on a night when I had to drive somewhere

It's genuinely incredible the stuff you can do to become a right wing celebrity: kill 2 people at a protest, lose at swimming, get a bad grade on an assignment that you objectively did not do correctly...

I wiped the fuck out on a patch of ice on one of those things

If you’re driving from the far northside to the south burbs during rush hour this is not even an exaggeration

Just replace the phrase “work life balance” with ”not wanting to spend all your waking hours at your job” and this sounds pretty terrible because it is

It's called discourse sweaty

This is Deerfield erasure

I feel like Mr. Beast is the type of dude to withhold criticism of the Saudi royal family if he gets to rake in some fat paycheck for it

“Keep fighting” implies you were ever fighting in the first place

Holy shit I love women if this is true