If you steal a car and get in a wreck, that is sad. But that wreck would not have happened if you hadn’t stolen the car.
If you illegally deploy troops and they get shot, that is sad. But they would not have been shot were they not illegally deployed.
See how that works?

If you steal a car and get in a wreck, that is sad. But that wreck would not have happened if you hadn’t stolen the car.
If you illegally deploy troops and they get shot, that is sad. But they would not have been shot were they not illegally deployed.
See how that works?

Jesus…
This is why satire is so hard.

Reality IS satire now.

I should have stuck to fart jokes. I’d have my own Netflix special by now. 😒

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are gutting what’s left.

How are we supposed to compete with Authoritarianism backed by “Alternative Facts” if we, collectively, can’t even DEFINE Authoritarianism?

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55% are below even BASIC— they couldn’t pass a naturalization test if their lives depended on it.

And it’s not getting better:
Only 13 states even require a full civics course to graduate high school, and red-state curricula wars (banning “critical race theory” or “gender ideology”)

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He’s a weathervane moved by money.

I mean, are you done with Butigege and Newsom?

We don’t need Bill Clinton 2.0.

We need true Democratic Socialists.

I’m done supporting controlled opposition.

Fuck “Blue No Matter Who.”

I NEVER want to hear that bullshit again.

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I’ll remind you, a mid tier billionaire in America was able to pay the Payroll for the ENTIRE US MILITARY without needing to sell a thing or touch his net worth.

I’m done with it.

Leave poor people alone and go after the billionaire freeloaders.

The proverbial guillotines are coming out.