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analogvampire.bsky.social
@analogvampire.bsky.social
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Classic dementia-related hyperactive insomnia resulting in daytime lethargy.

His brain is mush.

I give it 5 months. 💩💭
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today’s massive Russian mechanized assault was five assholes in a Lada.

Russia will reach Berlin in 867 years.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Solid +22 R district becomes +4 R in a special election?

As a bellweather, this loss is a win, and I’ll take the win.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Achieve 65% voter turnout in a general election and gerrymandering no longer works.

It relies on low turnout, and we always deliver.

Interesting thread. Nice talking to you.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If Kamala was running, for sure.

We all saw how anti-black misogyny votes in the US, but her just showing up to endorse a candidate won’t encourage or discourage special election turnout, which is historically low already. The 50% of Dem supporting voters who don’t vote is still the main problem🤬
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Harris, Obama, Hillary Clinton and the ghost of JFK could show up to rally there and it would still be a R+22 district.
Her endorsement/non-endorsement has no effect whatsoever on GOP voters in Georgia, who are never voting democrat.

“Kamala showed up? Well now I’m going to vote extra Republican!”
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The district is massively gerrymandered to R+22.

Even Behn losing -10 is still a tectonic political shift for Dems.

It was gerrymandered to ensure that democrats could NEVER possibly compete in this district.

The GGOP considered this district R unopposed.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If Bradley followed that order, he’s not being thrown under the bus.

He’s a bus driver.

A US Navy admiral knows that firing on shipwrecked survivors is a war crime, full stop.

The midshipman who fired the missile is also driving the bus.

The UCMJ is not ambiguous.
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Looks chilly outside the battered women’s shelter.

#Brrro
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Climate control is totally woke.

#SecretaryOfBar
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I also think the narrative does not nearly take in to account how many Americans are gagging to use the 500 million guns we’ve collected.

It’s like Yamamoto said: invading America means a rifle behind every blade of grass.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Imagine how much more difficult it would be for the government to achieve this oppression if the US was a hyper-violent society where everyone had free access to military-grade weapons and ammunition.

Thank goodness the US isn’t like that.
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Classic dementia-related hyperactive insomnia resulting in daytime lethargy.

His brain is mush.

I give it 5 months. 💩💭
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Murder is often extremely reckless and opaque.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“That’s a wall, kid. Strange word, ‘wall’—an old fashioned word—barely anyone uses it any more, but Mexico will pay for it. Squirrels.”

#DependsUndergarments
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM