but you couldn't get the lulz then
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
but you couldn't get the lulz then
faulkner said a novelist is just a failed poet. same diff.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
faulkner said a novelist is just a failed poet. same diff.
don't sleep on the importance of that!
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
don't sleep on the importance of that!
apple with a melted hunk of extra sharp cheddar would like a word.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
apple with a melted hunk of extra sharp cheddar would like a word.
except the epstein stuff showed that there IS a vast conspiracy of elite child rapists. it's just a much more prosaic, traditional one. as carlin said: "there's a club and you aren't in it."
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
except the epstein stuff showed that there IS a vast conspiracy of elite child rapists. it's just a much more prosaic, traditional one. as carlin said: "there's a club and you aren't in it."
just cartoon villains all the way down in the valley now
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
just cartoon villains all the way down in the valley now
*hotdog suit meme intensifies*
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
*hotdog suit meme intensifies*
it's a massive hole in the life of most cities
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
it's a massive hole in the life of most cities
will any "good" billionaires do something useful for a change like bankroll real newspapers?
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
will any "good" billionaires do something useful for a change like bankroll real newspapers?
highly recommend. it's quite short. i read it in one sitting the first time and almost just turned back to page one and started over. i didn't want it to end.
will try to read it again before seeing the film. denis johnson was a master.
will try to read it again before seeing the film. denis johnson was a master.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
highly recommend. it's quite short. i read it in one sitting the first time and almost just turned back to page one and started over. i didn't want it to end.
will try to read it again before seeing the film. denis johnson was a master.
will try to read it again before seeing the film. denis johnson was a master.
one of my favorite books
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
one of my favorite books
see also: decriminalizing shoplifting and disastrously misguided "equity" policies like getting rid of algebra classes.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
see also: decriminalizing shoplifting and disastrously misguided "equity" policies like getting rid of algebra classes.
all due respect but i'm so over my side refusing to police our own missteps. the gop was able to "weaponize" that slogan because it was fostered and promoted widely within our movement, to catastrophic effect. there are many other such examples in recent memory, unfortunately.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
all due respect but i'm so over my side refusing to police our own missteps. the gop was able to "weaponize" that slogan because it was fostered and promoted widely within our movement, to catastrophic effect. there are many other such examples in recent memory, unfortunately.
gets very very dark towards the end ... oof.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
gets very very dark towards the end ... oof.
accusation=confession. every. time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
accusation=confession. every. time.
infrastructure in tx is trash in general. spent a week in austin recently. driving there is like trying to navigate a giant rat maze.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
infrastructure in tx is trash in general. spent a week in austin recently. driving there is like trying to navigate a giant rat maze.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
was just telling a friend about that episode. so so good.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
was just telling a friend about that episode. so so good.
and autocorrect gets continually worse, not better.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
and autocorrect gets continually worse, not better.
the lack of traffic enforcement is a major bummer. stay 1 minute too long at a meter and get a $100 ticket but blow through stop signs and traffic lights to your heart's content!
i saw sfpd pull someone over near our house in bernal flats the other day. i wanted to give the cop a standing ovation.
i saw sfpd pull someone over near our house in bernal flats the other day. i wanted to give the cop a standing ovation.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the lack of traffic enforcement is a major bummer. stay 1 minute too long at a meter and get a $100 ticket but blow through stop signs and traffic lights to your heart's content!
i saw sfpd pull someone over near our house in bernal flats the other day. i wanted to give the cop a standing ovation.
i saw sfpd pull someone over near our house in bernal flats the other day. i wanted to give the cop a standing ovation.
stairs up, elevator down
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
stairs up, elevator down
easy fix: tax above a certain net worth at 99%, fund public schools and name them after the people taxed. win-win.
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
easy fix: tax above a certain net worth at 99%, fund public schools and name them after the people taxed. win-win.
my favorite recent example: was at sporting goods store, which was out of stock on the item i wanted. i asked at the counter if i could please order it for pickup from them. no, i was told, i must order it on their website.
me: but i can see it on your screen right now.
clerk, oblivious: and?
me: but i can see it on your screen right now.
clerk, oblivious: and?
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
my favorite recent example: was at sporting goods store, which was out of stock on the item i wanted. i asked at the counter if i could please order it for pickup from them. no, i was told, i must order it on their website.
me: but i can see it on your screen right now.
clerk, oblivious: and?
me: but i can see it on your screen right now.
clerk, oblivious: and?