No, the Geneva Convention isn’t a checklist
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
No, the Geneva Convention isn’t a checklist
You ever just think “ourple” and start giggling uncontrollably
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
You ever just think “ourple” and start giggling uncontrollably
Google is terrible and we should normalise insulting them
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Google is terrible and we should normalise insulting them
Apparently having no filter can also just mean being a dumbass, you don’t have to be mean all the time
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Apparently having no filter can also just mean being a dumbass, you don’t have to be mean all the time
Jesus spent too much time teaching people to be good people that he neglected to put together a powerpoint on how god works so naturally the next 2000 years of theology were spent on only that bit and nothing else
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Jesus spent too much time teaching people to be good people that he neglected to put together a powerpoint on how god works so naturally the next 2000 years of theology were spent on only that bit and nothing else
I’m a boring person in real life, I just play a complete lunatic on tv.
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I’m a boring person in real life, I just play a complete lunatic on tv.
Youtube vendetta update: why the hell are captions just automatically on when I open a video? Or after every ad break? Or after I go back to fullscreen fron picture in picture? Or after I look away for five seconds? WHY
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Youtube vendetta update: why the hell are captions just automatically on when I open a video? Or after every ad break? Or after I go back to fullscreen fron picture in picture? Or after I look away for five seconds? WHY
You ever just eat a packet of fry sauce because literally nothing else sounded remotely good
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
You ever just eat a packet of fry sauce because literally nothing else sounded remotely good
I’m officially declaring at this time that I have a vendetta against YouTube for just being terrible. But I’m not going to stop using it because I also don’t care that much
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I’m officially declaring at this time that I have a vendetta against YouTube for just being terrible. But I’m not going to stop using it because I also don’t care that much
2025 wasn’t so bad. And yes, this is an insult to the rest of the decade, the bar is really *that* low
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
2025 wasn’t so bad. And yes, this is an insult to the rest of the decade, the bar is really *that* low
Why is the shower only ever 2 or 200 degrees with no in between
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why is the shower only ever 2 or 200 degrees with no in between
I absolutely hate how apps and websites will just force redesigns without any reason and just completely mess up my muscle memory
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I absolutely hate how apps and websites will just force redesigns without any reason and just completely mess up my muscle memory
Apparently Rudolph’s red nose *isn’t* the result of harlequin ichthyosis and I did not realise that
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Apparently Rudolph’s red nose *isn’t* the result of harlequin ichthyosis and I did not realise that
do I *need* to get out of bed today or can I just rot for a while
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
do I *need* to get out of bed today or can I just rot for a while
Why is half of my feed on here in German? Like how does Bluesky know I took two years in high school and why do they think it’s still relevant to me
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why is half of my feed on here in German? Like how does Bluesky know I took two years in high school and why do they think it’s still relevant to me
help the antidepressants aren’t antidepressing
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
help the antidepressants aren’t antidepressing
Panicking because I can’t find my phone (I’m holding it)
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Panicking because I can’t find my phone (I’m holding it)
Google maps street view is an atrocity. No, Google, I don’t want to travel back to 2007. No, Google, I don’t want to see a bunch of fog instead of the actual street view. No, Google, I don’t want to go to the street below the overpass. No, Google, I don’t want to see the street, I want the 360 image
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Google maps street view is an atrocity. No, Google, I don’t want to travel back to 2007. No, Google, I don’t want to see a bunch of fog instead of the actual street view. No, Google, I don’t want to go to the street below the overpass. No, Google, I don’t want to see the street, I want the 360 image