Before people call me a noob I know about Destiny Bond but I couldn't switch him out cos of Bind I was so screwed💔💔💔

OH DAMN THAT'S SO GOOD

I've got these lads in the box when one of mine dies

It's genuinely made my day lmao

We are taking over in 2026. That first place is coming whether people want it to or not. THE YEAR OF THE SALARYMAN

I have to explain on twitter both how objectively hilarious but also objectively real this whole thing is lmfaooo what a glorious day

If you don't follow Dragongate, this is by far the funniest reveal in the voting. Homare got given 2 Triangle wins, a huge spot on the last Dead or Alive show, a tag league win and wrestled Kento Miyahara and LIJ.

The voterbase said "that guy with the salesman gimmick? We want him"

Yeah I was really worried they were gonna take it super slow, but it was mostly the brawl I wanted so I left it having had a fun time!

JackyRiiita also robbed LMAO but NJPW were always gonna get that with NOAH/Stardom getting the top 2

It's not gonna crack any MOTYC lists or anything LMFAOOO but I thought it was perfectly fine. The heat segs weren't egregiously long, they did a couple nice walk and brawls, I got me a super king kong knee drop. I thought it was perfectly fine!

He made like 4 new tag combos with Skywalker, a new submission, some random tornillo splash thing. What a guy

We'll fix the landing but WHEN DID HE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT