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amusedpolish.bsky.social
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@amusedpolish.bsky.social
Muser, nail polish lover, a bit of baseball, #forevermourningthegoodplace and other random stuff. #CrazyCatLadyBy2035 if all goes down the drain
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I just put something on my bucket list: have a First Game Certificate from every @mlb.com stadium
✅ Miller Park aka Am-Fam Field
✅Rogers Center
✅Guaranteed Rate Field
✅PNC Park
Set up one of the Heated Rivalry soundbites as one of the notification sounds and I was wondering why Ilya was saying Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 😂😂

Forgot I set a reminder for now, lol
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February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Am already excited about late lunch/early dinner. Tempura shrimp and sushi 🤤🤤
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Yes. Where is the damn sun?
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
It‘s only Wednesday 🫣
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February 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Had a hunch that the coworker who I had a meeting with today will call in sick. They already looked miserable yesterday. Hope someone else can help me out because the task needs to be done by Tuesday
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Help. I need someone to bail me out from this coworker
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Fucking finally. The last few months have been bleak
The world may be falling apart, but don’t worry. John brought tape. Season 13 of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver premieres February 15th at 11pm on HBO Max!
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Had half a liter of iced tea. With caffeine- this will bite me in the ass later I think 🫣
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Guess Bridgerton is bigger than I thought
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This train ride could be worse
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Welp. Guess no London Frocktails for me. Tickets sold out within less than four minutes
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Early, at the train station and I think I just saw two people who were also at the concert yesterday 😂

Same hotel too 😅
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I could take the train to Stuttgart 😂 (jk, truffle fries are in Salzburg)
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Action does not have Dr Pepper bottles anymore and am NOT feeling like regular coke because of all the coke last summer
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 PM
TOMORROW IS TRUFFLE FRY DAY AND I AM MORE THAN READY
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January 30, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Reading Game Changers again to somehow be distracted from my anxiety. It helped last time 🤷🏻‍♀️
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I think my mind is starting to get excited for the Stardew Valley concert I‘m going on friday. My current earworm is the music that‘s playing while you play
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January 29, 2026 at 9:55 AM
New patches
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Editing videos of people holding a presentation where it feels like it‘s a chore to them and zero charisma is a struggle 🫣
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 AM
There is a BSL interpreter on the New Year‘s episode 🥰 #taskmaster
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Adding this quote from Jess because I needed a Gilmore Girls reference on there
January 26, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Help. I‘m thinking about getting a tattoo again
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I can‘t with that‘s happening again in the States
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January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Watching a Cinderella Story and lmao what are her texting plan for the cell phone? They text SO MUCH
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Back to the OG backpack that started the patch madness
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM