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@amusedouche420.bsky.social
hangin ten on the edge of the apocalypse
multifandom freak•”baby” truther•actual snob
https://archiveofourown.org/users/amusedouche/
multifandom freak•”baby” truther•actual snob
https://archiveofourown.org/users/amusedouche/
Hobbies include asking bootlickers if they inherited their deepthroating skills from their mothers
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Hobbies include asking bootlickers if they inherited their deepthroating skills from their mothers
That limbo of being a staunch reylo shipper while simultaneously thinking that the Star Wars sequel trilogy movies are actually so awful and downright insulting to the viewer.
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
That limbo of being a staunch reylo shipper while simultaneously thinking that the Star Wars sequel trilogy movies are actually so awful and downright insulting to the viewer.
I just saw a video of someone claiming that many of the buildings in Chicago with truly impressive neoclassical architecture built for the 1893 worlds fair were actually part of the lost tartarian civilization and I feel like if I tipped my head over my brain would leak out like soup.
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I just saw a video of someone claiming that many of the buildings in Chicago with truly impressive neoclassical architecture built for the 1893 worlds fair were actually part of the lost tartarian civilization and I feel like if I tipped my head over my brain would leak out like soup.
“Babe, you’re missing Orlando Bloom getting lashed” -my husband that understands me so deeply while watching Pirates of the Caribbean
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
“Babe, you’re missing Orlando Bloom getting lashed” -my husband that understands me so deeply while watching Pirates of the Caribbean
I need Maddy/Rue yuri content like yesterday.
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I need Maddy/Rue yuri content like yesterday.
I just read a Jess/Paris Gilmore girls fic that was so well done. Someone pls write more of them bc 16 available fics on ao3 is criminal.
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I just read a Jess/Paris Gilmore girls fic that was so well done. Someone pls write more of them bc 16 available fics on ao3 is criminal.
PWMOV was my least favorite Emily Henry book and this movie release is only made more awful bc of my personal opinion that the worst thing a person can be on top of being unlikeable is loud.
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
PWMOV was my least favorite Emily Henry book and this movie release is only made more awful bc of my personal opinion that the worst thing a person can be on top of being unlikeable is loud.
TW: acotar
I told my SIL I did not like acosf because I hated nesta and then went on a long rant about the qualities of her character that I hated only for her to respond with it being her fav book in the series bc Nesta reminds her of herself. I said what I said lol.
I told my SIL I did not like acosf because I hated nesta and then went on a long rant about the qualities of her character that I hated only for her to respond with it being her fav book in the series bc Nesta reminds her of herself. I said what I said lol.
January 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
TW: acotar
I told my SIL I did not like acosf because I hated nesta and then went on a long rant about the qualities of her character that I hated only for her to respond with it being her fav book in the series bc Nesta reminds her of herself. I said what I said lol.
I told my SIL I did not like acosf because I hated nesta and then went on a long rant about the qualities of her character that I hated only for her to respond with it being her fav book in the series bc Nesta reminds her of herself. I said what I said lol.
I’ve not read any Frieda McFadden books and I simply refuse to not bc I know anything about her books but because her wig is so god awful
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’ve not read any Frieda McFadden books and I simply refuse to not bc I know anything about her books but because her wig is so god awful
SOPHIE is Death Grips for girls and gay ppl
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
SOPHIE is Death Grips for girls and gay ppl
Having to explain to ppl that I’ve not watched stranger things bc I’ve been harboring a 10+ year grudge on Joe keery bc I met him at a diy show in like 2014 and he was a huge asshole….
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Having to explain to ppl that I’ve not watched stranger things bc I’ve been harboring a 10+ year grudge on Joe keery bc I met him at a diy show in like 2014 and he was a huge asshole….
I found out I am having a daughter which of course means the first place I look for name inspiration is the local cemetary directory
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I found out I am having a daughter which of course means the first place I look for name inspiration is the local cemetary directory
Does my cat dying days before I was supposed to post a chapter about animal bone preservation through dermestid beetles count as me getting ao3 cursed (yes)
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Does my cat dying days before I was supposed to post a chapter about animal bone preservation through dermestid beetles count as me getting ao3 cursed (yes)
Every time I think about the Star Wars sequel trilogy I feel genuinely insulted as a viewer when the only explanation we got was “somehow palpatine has returned.” Like I know everyone loves Oscar Isaac but this singular line put me off Poe. Also the fact that a bunch of people died bc of him.
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Every time I think about the Star Wars sequel trilogy I feel genuinely insulted as a viewer when the only explanation we got was “somehow palpatine has returned.” Like I know everyone loves Oscar Isaac but this singular line put me off Poe. Also the fact that a bunch of people died bc of him.
“Great artists steal” I say to myself as I type out an insult I read in a tik tok comment.
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Great artists steal” I say to myself as I type out an insult I read in a tik tok comment.
Nessa Rose? More like Nessa Blows.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Nessa Rose? More like Nessa Blows.
“There’s no alternatives for Apple Music or Spotify” go to the library.
“Why is tv and movie streaming so expensive” GO TO THE LIBRARY.
“Why is tv and movie streaming so expensive” GO TO THE LIBRARY.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“There’s no alternatives for Apple Music or Spotify” go to the library.
“Why is tv and movie streaming so expensive” GO TO THE LIBRARY.
“Why is tv and movie streaming so expensive” GO TO THE LIBRARY.
Ok I finally finished watching all of the Star Wars movies and now I can participate in my fav activity of informed hating
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ok I finally finished watching all of the Star Wars movies and now I can participate in my fav activity of informed hating
Oh god I’m crying over Harry Potter again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh god I’m crying over Harry Potter again.
Been reading a lot of reylo fics and I see it’s very common for ppl to do callback to dialogue from the movies which is funny to me bc those movies are just not well written
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Been reading a lot of reylo fics and I see it’s very common for ppl to do callback to dialogue from the movies which is funny to me bc those movies are just not well written
“They talked about everything and nothing” WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“They talked about everything and nothing” WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT
Bob Iger Die Challenge
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bob Iger Die Challenge
Casting a 9 year curse of impotence on every driver that has ever cut me off.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Casting a 9 year curse of impotence on every driver that has ever cut me off.
I have in fact been banned from playing Fortnite for the remainder of my pregnancy as my husband legitimately is afraid I will anger myself into preterm labor
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have in fact been banned from playing Fortnite for the remainder of my pregnancy as my husband legitimately is afraid I will anger myself into preterm labor
borderline agoraphobic wishes ao3 comments had a like comment function. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING I DONT WANNA TALK.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
borderline agoraphobic wishes ao3 comments had a like comment function. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING I DONT WANNA TALK.