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Alex
@amorphophalex.bsky.social
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surfer girl who is in a diving suit and merboy exploring a sunken ship. the ship is now covered in moss algae and kelp
September 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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sereia flertar com uma garota na beira da água. 물가에서 소녀에게 애정을 표현하는 인어 every mermaid deserves a cute surfer to love and torment why are you blushing, my darling? you look so cute I could take a bite out of you right this moment. your cheeks are so warm. are all humans this warm? there's so much water coming out of you and you haven't even dipped your feet in yet. 비키니를 입은 한 소녀가 인어와 사랑에 빠졌습니다. 인어는 물고기의 머리와 사람의 다리를 가지고 있습니다. Uma garota de biquíni se apaixona por uma sereia. A sereia tem cabeça de peixe e pernas de humano. This surfer girl is head over heels for the head of a fish and the heels of a human. 인어가 한 남자의 서핑보드를 물속으로 끌어들여 그 남자가 바다에 빠지게 합니다. Um tritão puxa a prancha de surf de um homem para baixo d'água, fazendo-o cair no oceano. THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE HE IS TROLLING ME EVERY TIME I GO SURFING PULLING MY BOARD AND CAUSING ME TO WIPE OUT WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM? None of my friends will believe me if I told them.
September 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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the merboy is looking at a freshly opened bivalve with a pearl inside it and is reminded of the surfer. the surfer is pulling a geoduck out of the sand and is reminded of the merboy. there is NO INNUENDO going on here; why would you even think such a thing? clearly the merboy is thinking that this dainty pearl embedded in the soft folds of the bivalve is a wonderful gift to the surfer. the surfer, who is so impressed by the girth and length of the geoduck meat, is probably thinking the merboy would like to eat it since he has an entirely pescetarian diet. obviously. #art #romance #seafood there isn't any rule in the surfing competition that says you can't be secretly propelled forward by a mermaid menina surfando no oceano 바다에서 서핑하는 소녀 surfer girl in a tube wave
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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wiped out surfer and merboy having a moment underwater. the merboy is bringing the surfer some fish. it reminds her of when cats bring their owners toys and animals as presents. the surfer is trying to hide the merboy in her bathtub. outside, her roommate is impatiently knocking on the door
September 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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guy in sexy fantasy armor decorated with spikes, with a sword guy in sexy fantasy armor with a sword, the armor has decorative bat wings in the back
July 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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femboy with a sword fighting twunk with a battle axe, and they're both wearing extremely short skirts with tiny panties. the axe guy's cock is stuck inside the panties of the sword guy. no, i don't know how this happened. #femboy #yaoi #gay
June 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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guy in miniskirt and rollerskates, cock hanging out, ordering ice cream on a beach boardwalk
May 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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prints ($5) mixam.com/print-on-dem...
boy: Ahh, it feels so nice inside sfx: thrust thrust boy: Hmm, but how about this other hole? sfx (boy's finger): poke sfx (girl): jolt boy: Wow, I can actually feel my dick moving back and forth girl: You don't have to say that out loud! page 2 boy: I could probably cum like this, but I think I'm lubed up enough now that I can fit this in your ass sfx: pop, shove girl: Oohh! zine cover
May 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I think it came out nice
boy: Ahh, it feels so nice inside sfx: thrust thrust boy: Hmm, but how about this other hole? sfx (boy's finger): poke sfx (girl): jolt boy: Wow, I can actually feel my dick moving back and forth girl: You don't have to say that out loud! page 2 boy: I could probably cum like this, but I think I'm lubed up enough now that I can fit this in your ass sfx: pop, shove girl: Oohh!
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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print version available:

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zine cover
May 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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kid sees mom watching TV kid: Hi mom Mom: Wha-wh--Oh, hi sweetie Mom is blushing and hiding the TV screen Mom: I was just... watching... women's wrestling. scene of two buff women grappling each other and sweating on tv kid watching kid: OK! mom turns off the tv in embarassment
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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mom: I'm home! kid: Mom!! Is it really you?! You have to stay here and don't leave my sight! mom: Huh? How come? kid: To keep you safe! mom: Safe? From what? kid: From... cancer. kid, now adult, wakes up from the recurring dream
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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#buddhism
kid: Dad, what are they doing? pointing to a thangka painting of two bodhisattvas in the "yab yum" position, which is a non-explicit sexual union position. dad: Ah yes! This thangka is a metaphor for the transendence of duality between wisdom and skillful means. The union of-- kid: OK! kid: Mom, what are they doing? mom: Welll..... they're kissing. and, you know... they're fuckin. can you tell which of my parents was born into buddhism and which one was the convert?
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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my parents (🧵)

#gender
kid: Dad, someone at school said purple is a girl color and then I said purple is pink and blue mixed together, so that doesn't make sense, but then he got mad and said it's still for girls. dad: siiiigh. all this gender stuff is such a pain. we should just have ZERO genders. kid: zero?! dad: sure, wouldn't it make life a lot simpler? No gender, no made-up rules, we can do whatever we want. When we divide ourselves, it causes us to fight over silly things like that. kid: mom, how many genders do you think there should be? mom: like, ten. kid: TEN?! What about zero? mom: nah. ten.
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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the girl who only has guy friends

#comics #gender it's #MANmonday
Girl classmate 1: Don't you hate those girls who only have guy friends? They're like "I'm not like the other girls!" So annoying Girl classmate 2: Ugh, yeah. Internalized sexism. Girl: Oh no, all my friends are boys! I don't want to be like THAT! And so... Girl: There! Now I have both guy friends AND girl friends! 6 years later.... Friend 1: I'm coming out to everyone as a man! Girl: Wow! Congrats! Also... Friend 2: Yeah, I go by he/they now. Girl: Got it! And... Friend 3: I'm feeling a lot better now (FTM transitioning) Girl: Awesome! Girl: ....huh! All of her friends are guys again friend 4: I started going on hormones to grow my tits girl: Oh! You're a woman? Are you changing your name? Pronouns? Friend 4: Nah, I'm still a guy. Just really wanted tits.
May 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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dog-ear girl with strap-on humping guy from behind girl: Woof guy: You're so impatient. cat-ear guy on couch girl: Yaaay, you're so cute! Let's cuddle! guy: yaaaaawn girl: Here, kitty kittmmmph guy shoves hands in girl's face guy: hissssss girl (crying): Waaah, this kitty experience is way too advanced! guy: Foood! Heeeey! I'm hungry!
May 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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assorted pages from my comic, Bubblegum Lovers: Pet Play

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Girl: Ta-Da!! Look what I got! Guy: Pet toys. Girl: Now we can do the pet play we were talking about! Guy: Did you want to try them now? Girl: Yes!! *imagining catboy* Girl: I can't wait! waaah he'll be so cute! #petplay #nsfw #pegging Guy puts dog ears on girl. Guy: This one suits you. Girl puts cat ears on guy. Girl: There! .... Girl: Wait, why are there dog ears on me?! Guy: Obviously, you're the dog. I'm the master. Girl: What?! Girl: How is it obvious that I'm a dog?! How will this even work? I was hoping you'd be my kitty! *imagined catboy goes poof* Guy: Sit. Girl sits. Guy: Roll over. Girl rolls over. Guy: Shake. Girl shakes. Girl: Oh god, I just made a realization about myself! Guy: Hey, dogs don't talk.
May 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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New website: cats.nekoweb.org
the All Cats Are Beautiful Local Catboy & Catgirl Adoption Center is now open! 🐈‍⬛🐾

#cats #art #catboys #catgirls
website screenshot Miyan was born on the border of Sunshine Forest. She loves to eat cake with her friends. Her hobbies are crafting, baking, and being the mascot of a worldwide multi-billion dollar enterprise. Designed by a 37-year old toy designer who was cheated out of retaining rights to the character, Miyan rakes in millions of dollars per year for her shareholders on endless swaths of merchandise. Miyan is a "velcro cat," in that you will find her on everything from makeup, clothing, soda drinks, stationary, and electronic devices, to bootleg plastic figurines and wand vibrators. Miyan is best in households where the cold fist of capitalism is thinly veiled with a pastiche of gentle and feminine lifestyle aesthetics. Diamond was found passed out in front of our doorstep. We have no idea how he ended up there, but he is now cleaned up and microchipped with the latest in dystopian science fiction technology. Diamond is a classic aloof catboy and may take some time to open up. When he isn't brooding in the shadows, he can be found writing poetry or getting entangled in a web of mysteries. Diamond is full of existential dread and would love to have someone show him a purpose to our meaningless existence. Diamond is best in a household with dimmed lighting, quiet ambience, and dark secrets to keep him entertained. He gets along best with young female protagonists, but will also tolerate romantic tension between a variety of different male companions and rivals. He also loves ear scritches!
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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preview of yawning catboy preview of The Catgirl Preview of cartoon trashcat preview of ??? mystery
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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previews of an upcoming project available on my substar:
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#art #catboys #catgirls #noai
catgirl maid goth catboy anthro tiger wild catgirl
March 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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cat flopping on ground a black loaf with 2 glowing eyes #caturday
March 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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#pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트
clovers next to tree roots images have been protected with glaze clovers by a fence birdies and bunnies on the roots of big trees
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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femboy♂ x tomboy♀

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boy: Ahh, it feels so nice inside sfx: thrust thrust boy: Hmm, but how about this other hole? sfx (boy's finger): poke sfx (girl): jolt boy: Wow, I can actually feel my dick moving back and forth girl: You don't have to say that out loud! boy: I could probably cum like this, but I think I'm lubed up enough now that I can fit this in your ass sfx: pop, shove girl: Oohh! sfx: slap, slap boy: Your ass is so tight girl (thinking): Fuck, this feels different. sfx: bite girl (thinking): Even though nothing's in my pussy, I can feel it throbbing boy: Feeling good back there? My balls are all soaked. girl: That's because you made me cum sfx: spurt boy: How embarassing... I did too. Just from your face... boy: Want to do my ass next? girl: Cant, my legs feel like jelly boy: Should I carry you home? girl: ...I'm good.
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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femboy♂ x tomboy♀

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femboy x tomboy boy: If we both wore skirts, this would be easier girl: That isn't gonna happen boy: That's fine girl: Wha! boy: Undressing can be fun too sfx: snap (condom) sfx: shove boy: Although I really prefer this part sfx: thrust girl: Whaa girl (thinking): so fast boy: Can't forget this sfx: pinch boy: Let's see now... do you like it more here? Or here? sfx: squeeze, grind, shove girl: That feels... good...
December 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM