Amit-in-NYC
@amitnyc.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, NYC numbers guy, Wu Tang afficianado, unapologetically liberal, PhD in Flaneurism, foodie, traveler, unimpressed by the "what." Interested in the "How & Why."
Dear Gen Z, the reason you are experiencing 41% unemployment in recent grads and depressed wages and 25% unemployment overall is because of Trump's policies. So next time a podcaster tells you that an immigrant is responsible for your lack of opportunities. Slap the podcaster.
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Dear Gen Z, the reason you are experiencing 41% unemployment in recent grads and depressed wages and 25% unemployment overall is because of Trump's policies. So next time a podcaster tells you that an immigrant is responsible for your lack of opportunities. Slap the podcaster.
The Dumbo Doctrine.
donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone .
ALT: donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The Dumbo Doctrine.
If any journalist can ask the following question to Musk, Thiel and Saks, I will give them their flowers.
"Do you believe that the apartheid regime in South Africa wrongly discriminated against Black people?"
"Do you believe that the apartheid regime in South Africa wrongly discriminated against Black people?"
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If any journalist can ask the following question to Musk, Thiel and Saks, I will give them their flowers.
"Do you believe that the apartheid regime in South Africa wrongly discriminated against Black people?"
"Do you believe that the apartheid regime in South Africa wrongly discriminated against Black people?"
The Jack Smith testimony highlights that Merrick Garland was and is a fkhead weakling who screwed America.
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The Jack Smith testimony highlights that Merrick Garland was and is a fkhead weakling who screwed America.
Merrick Garland Balls Update: Still Missing
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Merrick Garland Balls Update: Still Missing
@nytimes.com opinion page is gonna be lit this weekend.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@nytimes.com opinion page is gonna be lit this weekend.
Minor correction: ".....when it comes to actual accomplishments, as Stormy Daniel's said, he's far underperforming."
"This man is going to fellate himself to the ends of the earth about all of these accomplishments that he's going to will into existence, because he has to sell himself to compensate for the fact that when it comes to actual accomplishments, he's far underperforming."
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Minor correction: ".....when it comes to actual accomplishments, as Stormy Daniel's said, he's far underperforming."
Fukkin Bingobongo is out. The first 🤡 to drop. Let the deer-in-headlights, perpetually flummoxed looking, dypshyte midget from Long Island, Patel, be next. 🥂🎉
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fukkin Bingobongo is out. The first 🤡 to drop. Let the deer-in-headlights, perpetually flummoxed looking, dypshyte midget from Long Island, Patel, be next. 🥂🎉
Just a bi-weekly reminder that Merrick Garland was the feckless git who shares immense blame for the abrogstion of democracy in the US. He should be tarred and feathered.
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just a bi-weekly reminder that Merrick Garland was the feckless git who shares immense blame for the abrogstion of democracy in the US. He should be tarred and feathered.
This Trump bailout of farmers because of his awful tariff policies, through tax payer funds, presents another opportunity for Democrats to fumble the whole frigging bag on messaging and not bury him and Republicans.
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This Trump bailout of farmers because of his awful tariff policies, through tax payer funds, presents another opportunity for Democrats to fumble the whole frigging bag on messaging and not bury him and Republicans.
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
I find that most talking heads, while feigning general topical knowledge, cannot think laterally beyond the cue cards. They know the least amount of economics and finance or geopolitics or social issues or government and law, all the while dropping the most trite nuggets on said topics daily.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I find that most talking heads, while feigning general topical knowledge, cannot think laterally beyond the cue cards. They know the least amount of economics and finance or geopolitics or social issues or government and law, all the while dropping the most trite nuggets on said topics daily.
I am quite proud of myself for not losing my phone in a NYC cab more than 2 times this year! 30 days left! 🤦🏽♂️
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am quite proud of myself for not losing my phone in a NYC cab more than 2 times this year! 30 days left! 🤦🏽♂️
What is a loss for the Trump DoJ, is a win for the Ambulance Chaser & Parking Ticket Fixer legal community.
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What is a loss for the Trump DoJ, is a win for the Ambulance Chaser & Parking Ticket Fixer legal community.
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
My unofficially official list of respect due to civil servants.
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My unofficially official list of respect due to civil servants.
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
Guys, Nancy Reagan maynot be the best throat goat to be in the White House. Apparently our Donald wore a blue dress. 😵💫
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Guys, Nancy Reagan maynot be the best throat goat to be in the White House. Apparently our Donald wore a blue dress. 😵💫
Flowers to the journalist in the WH gaggle who asks these questions
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Flowers to the journalist in the WH gaggle who asks these questions
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
I find this chart absolutely fascinatingly scary. So for trillions being pumped into AI, we are projected to see only a .2% increase in Real GDP, while the possibility of eating caviar topped chicken nuggets on Mars or total extinction is the choice available.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I find this chart absolutely fascinatingly scary. So for trillions being pumped into AI, we are projected to see only a .2% increase in Real GDP, while the possibility of eating caviar topped chicken nuggets on Mars or total extinction is the choice available.
It's high time to get rid of Email sign-offs. If you are writing the following, my immediate thought is as follows:
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's high time to get rid of Email sign-offs. If you are writing the following, my immediate thought is as follows:
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
I am going to take a bow wearing an impeccably stitched Jil Sander suit and laurels, as I virtually walk among the late comers to the "Jake Tapper is a hack" realization.
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
a group of roman soldiers are riding in a chariot with a man wearing a mask on his face .
ALT: a group of roman soldiers are riding in a chariot with a man wearing a mask on his face .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am going to take a bow wearing an impeccably stitched Jil Sander suit and laurels, as I virtually walk among the late comers to the "Jake Tapper is a hack" realization.
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
I wonder if it is possible to shift dimensional timelines where all my friends/family can join the universe where Hillary won & all the dypshytes and Maga dolts can stay in this one.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I wonder if it is possible to shift dimensional timelines where all my friends/family can join the universe where Hillary won & all the dypshytes and Maga dolts can stay in this one.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
"Happy Holidays!"
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
September 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Happy Holidays!"
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
Kimmel and Colbert Podcast Hour.
LFG!
LFG!
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Kimmel and Colbert Podcast Hour.
LFG!
LFG!
Okay, as someone who watched all 7 seasons of Vikings, I can say with certitude that Kirk's body needs to be put in a canoe with 3 goats, atop kindling doused in whale oil and set out into the fjord and have his wife shoot a fire arrow to set the canoe ablaze. Basic tablestakes to get to Valhalla! 🫡
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Okay, as someone who watched all 7 seasons of Vikings, I can say with certitude that Kirk's body needs to be put in a canoe with 3 goats, atop kindling doused in whale oil and set out into the fjord and have his wife shoot a fire arrow to set the canoe ablaze. Basic tablestakes to get to Valhalla! 🫡
There are christians who are not racists. MAGA Christians can fuk all the way off.
September 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There are christians who are not racists. MAGA Christians can fuk all the way off.