Was truly willing to believe for a split second that the number two artist was somehow Mr Pants

Those penguins really are a major improvement

The Grinch, he himself, carved the roast beast (with the full intention of sending you into cardiac arrest)

Aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they're able to help you out!

In the same vein as Squawks resetting the positions of all of your statues, Squitter will appear to give the option to keep all of your statues in place with his signature Squitter's Web™.

Unfortunately they haven't yet added a statue for The Banana so I couldn't fully represent the cast of Jungle Beat, but for now I got creative with a piece of banandium root.

Fully believe that K. Rool would be super into Hanukkah just because of all those K’s in the name

Okay but have you also relapsed to Old School? That new skill looks right up your alley…

I'm pretty sure when he was promoting the new Naked Gun any question along the lines of "what inspired you to take up the mantle of Frank Drebin" the answer was always "I'm an actor and if people give me money I will do anything"

I'm disappointed in myself that only two of my months this year had DK as my most listened to song, really gotta reflect on who I am as a person

Hahaha I only listened to the K.K. one once but it’s so long that I guess it counted

I got that dog in me