Alan Melikdjanian
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Alan Melikdjanian
@amelik.bsky.social
~100% human
I'm taking the day off from editing and using it to just vent here about this 'till it's time to go to sleep.
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It must be that I don't actually know how to read. My brain PRETENDS to read but I'm just going by a vague memory of what I made up. Like that condition where people lose vision but the brain thinks it can see so they make stuff up.
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The script was open in front of me the entire day. I was looking at it between every take to see what comes next. I shot the part where the line goes, covered that section of the page. But without saying the line. And it's not like, a tiny exclamation or word. It's two whole sentences.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is literally the only thing I have a formal education in and I can apparently only KIND of do it, SOMETIMES.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Captain, please… I need some real food. My doctor (podcast I listen to) says if I don’t raise my protein intake by 1000%, I’ll melt through my clothes.
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
NOOOOOOOooo
April 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wait, Captain no!
April 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What the...
January 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM