When your mom is in a mood and need out of the house and your friend is like go read at the park:

‘You’ll be visited by three spirits.’

The three spirits:

Me rn:

My friend is at WWWY fest in Vegas and his friend is being a creep but I’m not sure this girls brain cells work

No, it’s not. Learn how billboard works before you say things you don’t know anything about. Only four physical copies can be counted per person per transaction. So it stops counting after four.

Clearly your need to insult me is because you’re losing the argument and now have no legs to stand on.

The numbers don’t lie. She’s a legend. I’m sorry that you’re too blind to see it. Maybe one day you will.

Just saying

I was saving this for the ‘gram but I want you guys to know you’re special so you can see it first. But it’s me and my cat… while he’s asleep sedated because he’s too wiggly to have his blood drawn like a normal cat (jk cats are notoriously hard to get blood from)

This is the money tree I’m trying to bring back to life at work, it’s has the most leaves on it it’s had in years!

Started a new medication last night and I’m not sure if this is a side effect but I woke at two am wide awake and my brain wouldn’t shut up

I’m constantly saying that my videos of my black cats get less views than my videos of my not black cats and we’ve decided it’s cat racism. (Ps I only really care about my views when it comes to which cat videos do better b/c I NOTICED the ones of my black babies never do well)

Sorry here’s a picture of Ellie… I apologize for not paying the cat tax sooner

My precious

My boy 🥰

#NationalPetDay so here are my cats… unfortunately I could not find a picture of my girl or my other house panther